A day in the life of a lamptimer

[Radioresearcher]

And The Views Just Keep On Comin'
¹⁰⁰⁴⁸⁶Long live the lamptimer...


Imagine if the Lamptimer had that much cume...

[KOOL Listener Lauren]

Lumberyard 1440 is the Gonzaga of Phoenix radio! Okay... more like of the Radio-Info message boards. 

[NoMoreLurking]

YIKES! x 100k   

How many YIKES do you guys have on Facebook?

(Just to keep things kinda on topic, https://www.facebook.com/pages/Lumber-yard/107567445933010?nr)

[Dr. Akbar]

YIKES! x 100k   

How many YIKES do you guys have on Facebook?

..almost as many as Jodi Arias has lies 

But back to topic. Did Nurse Jeff and I hear the Stones with Honky Tonk Woman on Lumberyard 14~Forty?  Imagine that back to back with "My Way". YIKES! (twice 103~five)

[MC]

I was listening to the bOLLLYWOOD Station 1440 AM and they had a BIG contest and no one knew the right answer.   What is Wrong with people today? In Bollywood they have a lamptimer run on renewable organic fuel.  Hopefully people will get it together and Alice Cooper will give back to the community by giving the people at this site FREE stuff. 

[Dr. Akbar]

...well, that was certainly interesting 

Nurse Jeff and I have two things for you to ponder:

1) Is it raining where you are?  We gotta get new window seals for the Gremlin.

2) With the cloud cover and rain, Lumberyard 14~Forty sounds like they're running 500 watts at night instead of 52.

3) Notice the distortion on some worn out oldies since catfish (lower case c) installed the new automation? This fine station sounds like the kind of Ancient Modulation that used to rule the airwaves!

[Jay Walker]

In honor of "Lumberyard 14~Forty" I am striving to achieve the coveted 14~Forty "reply" here on Radio-disgusting Dot Com. Only 84 replies remain....offer ends at midnight, CALL NOW.
....oh wait, wrong script.

[Dr. Akbar]

In honor of "Lumberyard 14~Forty" I am striving to achieve the coveted 14~Forty "reply" here on Radio-disgusting Dot Com. Only 84 replies remain....offer ends at midnight, CALL NOW.

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[musiconradio.com]

The Laptimer needs a translator! 

[markchub]

Do you take Green Stamps?