Kinda figured that, Rob...most of that was said sarcastically, but as previous threads point out, we here at the Seattle boards need help with our sarcasm detectors (or just creating humorous and understandable sarcasm, for that matter).
And I'll have you know, sir, that my "dusty cassettes" are only 10-12 years old. Us hillbillies in good 'ol Virginny were still using a 10 year old SS32 system, Cool Edit, and recording airchecks on tape as late as 2007. We were the most "high-tech" station in town to boot! And hell, for that matter I'm only in my early/mid-30's!
Yes, still not the person KMPS is looking for as I don't tweet, or snapchat, or instagram, or whatever in the hell the social-media-flavor-of-the-week is. That's a killer if you want to get into any on-air spot at any commercial joint. My only social media is Facebook, where my wall posts are infrequent angry politically-oriented rants. That puts me not in a good position as a nighttime jock on a big-market country station, but as a potential campaign manager for Bernie Sanders! (That too is also a poor attempt at sarcasm/relevant political humor)
Radio-X
(The angry drunk Luddite of the Seattle R-D board, I suppose)