Step right up folks, Professor Raccoonradio here with the miracle cure! Talk shows for your station!
Want ad dollars for low cost...want to actually break even? Run your station on the cheap with
syndicated shows, for your "computer in a closet". Why, friends, people have been telling me there
are too many syndicated shows and specialized networks but I say that's a bunch of hooey! There
are talk NETWORKS here for everyone, just step right up!
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!
You say you want sports. Why we have ESPN, Fox Sports, and Sporting News and if that isn't
enough we'll create more. Politics? More than enough conservative shows and a few liberal ones, too.
We got shows from Westwood One, TalkRadioNetwork, ABC, Premiere, Jones, Air America! Put your
local host out of work and replace him with Jerry Doyle!
How about a women's talk network, you say? Got one right here, Greenstone Media. And a black talk
network, too, with shows about politics, lifestyle, and sports. Religious talk, got that too.
We've got TV personalities who've never done a radio show before--oops, THIS one is leaving to run
for the Senate: good luck, Mr. Franken...and why, yes, here's a new one...didn't I see that guy on
Monday Night Football and Saturday Night Live?
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!
We got failed politicians, authors, people with crappy voices...they got shows, all of them! And if that isn't
enough we're ready to create some more talk radio networks!
GOLDEN YEARS: Talk for senior citizens
RADIO DISNEY TALKS: Your 12 year old can gab about movies, TV shows, gaming, skateboarding, on
the first talk radio network for kids. We've got ears!
We got a gay and lesbian talk network here, folks...let's see, what else:
WOOF WOOF: Talk shows about your dog, and FOR your dog!
ANNA NICOLE NETWORK: The first talk network exclusively for talk about the dead superstar!
GAME SHOW RADIO NETWORK: Trivia contests and more!
THE WEATHER TALK NETWORK: Where everybody TALKS about the weather but nobody can do
a damn thing about it!
INSOMNIAC NETWORK: Only on in the wee hours!
SMALL TALK: Talk for short-statured people
Step right up!
(Note: the talk networks starting with "golden years" are fictional...but who's to say there won't someday
be a talk network for kids or seniors? In fact, rest homes are using a service called Companion Radio and
I think they may have talk shows geared toward the elderly..and I believe there is a dwarf who hosts
a show by the "small talk" name...)
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!
Want ad dollars for low cost...want to actually break even? Run your station on the cheap with
syndicated shows, for your "computer in a closet". Why, friends, people have been telling me there
are too many syndicated shows and specialized networks but I say that's a bunch of hooey! There
are talk NETWORKS here for everyone, just step right up!
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!
You say you want sports. Why we have ESPN, Fox Sports, and Sporting News and if that isn't
enough we'll create more. Politics? More than enough conservative shows and a few liberal ones, too.
We got shows from Westwood One, TalkRadioNetwork, ABC, Premiere, Jones, Air America! Put your
local host out of work and replace him with Jerry Doyle!
How about a women's talk network, you say? Got one right here, Greenstone Media. And a black talk
network, too, with shows about politics, lifestyle, and sports. Religious talk, got that too.
We've got TV personalities who've never done a radio show before--oops, THIS one is leaving to run
for the Senate: good luck, Mr. Franken...and why, yes, here's a new one...didn't I see that guy on
Monday Night Football and Saturday Night Live?
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!
We got failed politicians, authors, people with crappy voices...they got shows, all of them! And if that isn't
enough we're ready to create some more talk radio networks!
GOLDEN YEARS: Talk for senior citizens
RADIO DISNEY TALKS: Your 12 year old can gab about movies, TV shows, gaming, skateboarding, on
the first talk radio network for kids. We've got ears!
We got a gay and lesbian talk network here, folks...let's see, what else:
WOOF WOOF: Talk shows about your dog, and FOR your dog!
ANNA NICOLE NETWORK: The first talk network exclusively for talk about the dead superstar!
GAME SHOW RADIO NETWORK: Trivia contests and more!
THE WEATHER TALK NETWORK: Where everybody TALKS about the weather but nobody can do
a damn thing about it!
INSOMNIAC NETWORK: Only on in the wee hours!
SMALL TALK: Talk for short-statured people
Step right up!
(Note: the talk networks starting with "golden years" are fictional...but who's to say there won't someday
be a talk network for kids or seniors? In fact, rest homes are using a service called Companion Radio and
I think they may have talk shows geared toward the elderly..and I believe there is a dwarf who hosts
a show by the "small talk" name...)
And remember our motto, folks: Quantity, not quality!!