But first, have checkbook handy and a sizeable amount of money in it.
Brokered rates for "infomercials" on Saturday morning in LA, on a 5,000 watt AM will set you back, with breaks for the station as well, a mere $6000, with a 13-week minimum. That's $78,000, not counting an agency commission, if you can one to place it.
And that's for an AM station ... one called, K-F-W-B. Maybe you've heard of it.
Anything below that might get you a discount, if you don't mind not being heard at all. And still, it will cost you $1500 bucks an hour or more.
Oldies on K-F-W-B .... just like it used to be! Sure, somebody would pay you to allow you to pay off the debt. Let's see, 10 minutes an hour, sell only thirty second spots, that's 20 spots, divided into $6000. Heck, that's only $300 bucks a spot! Such a deal! Wait, who's gonna jock this fab hour of "Solid Gold?" That costs extra. Then, a producer. A board op. OK, $400 a spot, that's one fifth the cost for one spot on KIIS-FM! What a bargain! And you only need to sell ... 15 of those bad boys an hour. OK, sell two sponsor six spots an hour at $1500 each ($3000), then, give a discount down to ... no, can't do that, because then you merely break even. 4 spots per break, five breaks ... yeah, that's the ticket!
Um, never mind. Oldies won't work on KFWB. Sorry. Could you be interested in something in the Inland Empire, maybe? It's not the same as El Lay, but it will only cost you, oh, a grand an hour. Problem is, there are no advertisers.
Happy brokering!