Upcoming celebrations of Christmas and New Years at the RCM Ranch n' Rosie's Dance Hall N' Saloon will involve heavy drinkin', a lil' swearin', a lotta boot scootin', n' a ton o' redneck honky tonkin', but outta the ut-most ree-spect fer our compadre up in the boudoir, this year, there will be no pig roasting.
Happy Hanukkah, a tip o' the Stetson, n' several hooves (cloven ones, no less) er lifted t'wards Hartland n' its dynamic duo. 🤠 👍