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Fantastic word game

Neither option will prevent me from sharing what I had already written until CT jumped in ahead of me which was, the better moment in his first campaign to win the democratic nomination during the primaries came when a phone conversation between him and Gennifer was leaked to the press in which he was overheard saying that he was scared of then New York Governor Mario Cuomo because he was "mafioso".
 
Mafioso goons once showed up at the RCM Ranch, n' I was goin' to load up my 30.06 n' blast their suit-wearin' hineys until I realized it was only my distant cousins.

Same thing woulda trans-pired, if'n someone on the other side o' my family had showed up on the long, dusty road that runs up to the gate, with a headdress on n' handlin' a tomahawk.Y'all really need to call ahead n' give some notice, by gum.

CT, it ain't the easiest thing to keep up with my redneckery n' the con-tinuous bastardization o' the English language that I pro-vide. Proper English mandates that my end clue shoulda been "either", but I went with the very rare "quadruple negative" in that thar sen-tense o' mine.

Don't be so hard on yerself, n' take back them dee-merits from yer account.
 
It was only my distant cousins who brought this here game to an unusual standstill, n' I'm a lil' taken back, I'll tell you what, 'cuz this morning we really had some good momentum.

Well, hell. The mafiosos musta put out a hit on Fantastic Word Game n' took us all out. I reckon I'll have to pro-vide the welcome o' us all to the weekend.

Ya out there, WMC? Yoo-hoo! Ollie, Ollie oxen free!

Invite us to a dance party, a mechanical bull ride, a free taste o' a Tidbit, an after hours meal at IHOP er sumthin', partner! Don't they give you a couple o' Fantastic Word Game breaks a shift at yer retail gig?
 
Some good momentum was definitely had here earlier today, for which I applaud all of you, so now it's time to slow it down, rest a tad, and prepare yourself for weekend shenanigans.

I'm here, rosecity, don't despair. I don't visit this place while working. I do not have RD on my phone (I am assuming one can access it via an Iphone). I only come here via laptop from home.

So, that being said, it's the weekend and, as rosecity demanded, come on down to the new Illusions tomorrow night for a festive New Year's-theme magical and musical 80s Rockfest. We will do a pretend countdown with the Denny's-sponsored, permanently-guarded mechanical bull just before midnight and see how many people drop their balls from high above. Join us in person or via the huge PowerWorld livestream. And join us early Sunday morning for some kenny-created magical tidbits of his own at Denny's. Have a great weekend!!

Oh by the way, you've all completely missed dmargalotti's mis-type in Post #53,116 in which he used 'hid' instead of 'hide'. Normally, I'd suggest a couple of demerits but he did mention topless driving in his previous post so I forgive him. But CT and rosecity should get 3 each for missing that completely and then going on and on. Shame shame!!
 
Weekend shenanigans, featurin' you n' the new Illusions faithful "droppin' yer balls from high above", is gonna be a dee-cisive no (wudn't dare say a hard no, fer Pete's sake) from the hayloft n' a ree-gret from me fer going down that road.

That was a purdy damn funny from you, WMC. An enthusiastic tip o' hat t'wards yer way.

Now, I seen it, the big hat that couldn't "hid" the Padre's ree-seedin' hairline, that is, but this here's the Ag line. Yer lookin' fer the Linguistics Dee-partment. I'll patch you through to the intern, Kayla. Please standby.
 
The new Illusions has a banner on the facade this morning readin' "The new Illusions presents a New Year's Eve Country Hoe-down & Hootenanny - This Wednesday Night", n' I was jist wonderin' (if'n I may ask) what inspired you?

'Cuz that's one fine dee-sizhun, right there. Sure will pack the house with tight britches, hubcap-sized belt buckles, n' shapely hineys, by golly. That's wicked pissah o' you, I'll tell you what.

Let kenny know to put biscuits n' gravy on the Thursday mornin' specials, won't you?
 
What inspired you was probably the time I took over the DJ duties and presented the first New Illusions Country Hoedown (or Hoe-down, as hayseeds incorrectly prefer in their thirst for demerits) some time back, featuring country hits reimagined with Connecticut titles.

Remember "Willimantic By Morning" and "Does Hartford Ever Cross Your Mind"? Well, be prepared to hear "Whoever's In Montpelier" and "Burlington Lineman" at this year's do-si-do!
 
Titles such as those sound especially funny as I was not informed that New Year's Eve at the new Illusions would be country-themed but I'll go anyway because it will be fun for kenny, dmargalotti and I to join the lovely young library interns doing the Boot Scootin' Boogie.

The interns definitely look good wearing those short skirts and cowgirl boots. kenny, dmargalotti and I? Not so much.
 
Doing the Boot Scootin' Boogie will require some o' y'all to learn how to line dance, n' here's a handy tutorial to help guide you through the steps involved.


Might I suggest a pair o' Tony Lama's to com-plete yer on-semble?

Hayseeds pre-fer "Hoedown", but I wasn't asked by the PowerWorld Powers-That-Be (PWPTB, if'n you pre-fer) to make that there par-ticular advertisin' banner. I'd right be em-barrassed if'n I'd o' ever went n' made that ghastly mistake, but I was mighty proud to see they've fine-ly went n' recognized this hardworkin' ol' hayseed.
 
The steps involved in creating more than 19 years of interweb wordplay are fairly simple as long as you can write a complete sentence.
 
"Write a complete sentence up on that there blackboard 100 times, rose. I will not throw a shoulder tackle into little Johnny, no matter how hard I'm trying to round third base in a game of kickball."

I had a purdy rough time o' it in 3rd grade. So did that lil' no account Johnny. True story. He walked a chicken down the road on a leash.

It never crossed.
 
In a game of kickball, there are certainly rules one has to follow just as one has to follow the one main rule we have here at TFWG which is, as recently mentioned, the one-sentence rule which rosecity blatantly violated in the contribution previous to this one.
 
Martina McBride has been invited to perform at band camp in 2026.

We have not yet heard back from her or her people. We are hoping for positive results. We may have to send dmargalotti, our International Director of Band Camp (IDBC as everyone prefers), to finalize those plans.

Here's Martina performing "This one's for the girls" with the Boston Pops on July 4th several years ago. Pretty awesome.

 
2026 will be here soon but, for now, I'll be the one with the Early Morning Contribution (EMC as most prefer).

Surely my last EMC of 2025. And don't call me Shirley.
 
Once more, I have arrived late in the day only to find that myself and dmargalotti are the only ones to contribute all day long.

Man, whatchoo people been doing all day? Hmm??
 
All day long, I've been waiting for an inspiring end clue to come along, but the last four haven't come close.

Only continuing from the fourth to prevent innocent lurkers from falling into a coma.
 


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