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Great Mysteries of the Universe

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itburnswhenipee

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One of the Great Mysteries of the Universe:

How come you never hear "Alpha" on the "Kelly and Alpha Show" on B-98.5 ?
 
They can call it the "Kelly, Alpha and Burns Show" and not hear me too.
 
Other great mysteries:

1) Why do radio stations spend 10 minutes saying they talk less and play more music?

2) Why do people buy LARGE sodas in a place that has FREE refills?

3) Why do people get onion rings and DIET coke?

4) What nationality are the dry cleaners in Korea?
 
itburns said:
2) Why do people buy LARGE sodas in a place that has FREE refills?

Oooh oooh oooh. Mr. Kotter !
I know this one.

Because it lets you take more with you when you leave.
 
How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water?

If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?
 
Why do we call it hump day when that happens mostly on weekends?
 
Why does your credit card company put you on hold for 45 minutes, and then play a recording that says "your call is very important to us?'

Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?

Why does AAA let you report a road emergency from the Internet?

Why does a 24-hour convenience store have locks on them?

AND AGAIN, HOW COME YOU NEVER HEAR "ALPHA" ON THE "KELLY AND ALPHA" MORNING SHOW?
 
If it's Waffle House, why is no one living there or the house made of waffles? ::) :eek: ;D
 
AND AGAIN, HOW COME YOU NEVER HEAR "ALPHA" ON THE "KELLY AND ALPHA" MORNING SHOW?

Speak for yourself, Burns. Kelly runs the show, but Alpha's presence is very much heard.

I was speaking with someone who knows Kelly from Tampa. The person said Kelly (and this was about a year ago) expressed frustration at having such limited time to talk. Then Kelly added, "But I have a job."
 
Mr. Bill said:
If it's Waffle House, why is no one living there or the house made of waffles? ::) :eek: ;D

How come nobody uses the Waffle House employee dental plan?
 
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