Great Mysteries of the Universe

[andyfrom88]

If it's Waffle House, why is no one living there or the house made of waffles? : ;D

How come nobody uses the Waffle House employee dental plan?

How do you think they were able to keep the teeth they still have?

 

[Twitch]

If it's Waffle House, why is no one living there or the house made of waffles? : ;D

How come nobody uses the Waffle House employee dental plan?

How do you think they were able to keep the teeth they still have?

It's better than their smoking cessation program.

 

[bgwilde1]

I tell ya, that grill smokes ALL THE TIME.....

Too much lard??? ;D

 

[andyfrom88]

I tell ya, that grill smokes ALL THE TIME.....

Too much lard??? ;D

Are we talking about the staff or the grill?

 

[MamaTalk]

When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English?"

Aren't "the best things come to those who wait" really just the leftovers from those who got there first?

Why are small candy bars called "fun size?" What's so fun about that??

 

[BuckNaked]

If our knees bent the other direction, what would chairs look like?

 

[BuckNaked]

It doesn't make a difference how hot or cold a room is, it's always room temperature.

 

[BuckNaked]

If honesty is the best policy, does that make, by process of elimination, dishonesty the second-best policy?

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Radio questions:

*Why does WSB's Captain Herb cram 4 minutes of information into a 20 second traffic report?

*How come there are no Black deejays on the air at the Hip Hop station 95.5 The Beat?

*Why did WGST fire PD Bruce Collins for getting a 3.0 share, and give a new contract to Randall Bloomquist for getting a 1.0 share?

*Why does Smooth Jazz 107.9 consider Earth, Wind, & Fire "Jazz" music?

*How did Talk Radio degenerate into Nazi-propaganda?

*Why don't they just voice-track, instead of paying deejays to read liner-cards on B 98.5?

*How come you never hear Alpha on B98's Kelly and Alpha show?

 

[Twitch]

When did this thread turn in to a D. Geller & Sons "swami" commercial?

 

[middlega]

*How did Talk Radio degenerate into Nazi-propaganda?

Ever heard of Godwin's Law?