From the US Postal Service this morning - the latest Crutchfield catalog! Let's just open it up to check the ever-widening array of exciting HD Radio receivers! :
On page 63: "HD Radio In Your Car!" This prominent feature includes a narrative called "Jesse takes HD Radio for a spin" and includes his listening/user impressions. And wouldn't ya know it? Turns out Jesse happens to be Crutchfield's......wait for it!........PRODUCTS RETURN SPECIALIST!!!

(Well...he certainly can't be much of a "radio" specialist, when you go on to read his comments about using his Jensen VM9312HD receiver.) Quoth Jesse:
"I liked that on the HD Radio channels, the text at the bottom would tell me the artist and title of the song."
(Apparently Jesse hasn't encountered good old reliable RDS on analog FM stations for the past five years or so.)
"There was no static on the HD Radio channels," Jesse solemnly declared. (Right, Jesse. There's been this thing called "FM" for about 60 years now. There isn't "static" with analog FM either. Nor analog-digital mode-hopping. And not so many dropouts.)
Another "HD feature" Crutchfield's Products Return Specialist likes: "I liked the iPod feature. You can control the iPod on the screen." (Doubtless a plus for Jensen users who will rapidly weary of the typical HD reception problems. Just say "screw it" and fire up the iPod.)
Elsewhere in the feature, Crutchfield copywriters declared: "The digital signals of HD Radio are sweeping across the radio dial." Well, at last: SOMEone is telling the truth about HD. "Sweeping across the radio dial" is right. Three channels at a time.
With the HD mini-push in their latest catalog, Jesse is gonna be a pretty busy "products returns specialist."
On page 63: "HD Radio In Your Car!" This prominent feature includes a narrative called "Jesse takes HD Radio for a spin" and includes his listening/user impressions. And wouldn't ya know it? Turns out Jesse happens to be Crutchfield's......wait for it!........PRODUCTS RETURN SPECIALIST!!!
(Well...he certainly can't be much of a "radio" specialist, when you go on to read his comments about using his Jensen VM9312HD receiver.) Quoth Jesse:
"I liked that on the HD Radio channels, the text at the bottom would tell me the artist and title of the song."
(Apparently Jesse hasn't encountered good old reliable RDS on analog FM stations for the past five years or so.)
"There was no static on the HD Radio channels," Jesse solemnly declared. (Right, Jesse. There's been this thing called "FM" for about 60 years now. There isn't "static" with analog FM either. Nor analog-digital mode-hopping. And not so many dropouts.)
Another "HD feature" Crutchfield's Products Return Specialist likes: "I liked the iPod feature. You can control the iPod on the screen." (Doubtless a plus for Jensen users who will rapidly weary of the typical HD reception problems. Just say "screw it" and fire up the iPod.)
Elsewhere in the feature, Crutchfield copywriters declared: "The digital signals of HD Radio are sweeping across the radio dial." Well, at last: SOMEone is telling the truth about HD. "Sweeping across the radio dial" is right. Three channels at a time.
With the HD mini-push in their latest catalog, Jesse is gonna be a pretty busy "products returns specialist."