Yup, Mr Haney, THAT MR Haney being the shrewd man that he is wants to start an IBOC station in Hooterville, he says the area of the town is only one square mile so if he can scre......er... get enough money from Oliver Wendell Douglas to buy a 100 KW transmitter he may actually be able to cover the whole town with very few dropouts! Someone pointed out to him that it's big hurrah was about 15 years ago and it's been all downhill since then and practically no one knows what it is and actually very few people even knew what it was when it was first foist, er... started to be used by some stations and he scoffed and said: "Ha! Do you know who you're talking to here?" "I'm the guy who sold my goat to a city slicker and told him it was a unicorn and he believed me!" If I can sell a goat for $10,000.00 I can sucker a few people into listening to my new station and sell a little advertising at the same time."
He was then told that 99.9% of IBOC went into side channels that never made a penny for anyone and could usually count their listeners on two hands but he scoffed and said: "I can sell anything to anyone I want! Just remember, there's a sucker born every minute and plenty of people bought into it years ago and I'll get 'em to buy into here in Hooterville"
Mr Haney was also told that there were very few if any receivers still being made that could receive IBOC and he said well there's got to be someone selling them somewhere, maybe on ebay in the antiques section?" "Well I don't care, I'll just make some out of shoe boxes, it doesn't work anyway"
Mr Haney was chasing after Oliver's Lincoln in his horse drawn cart when he was last seen.
Stay Tuned.....
He was then told that 99.9% of IBOC went into side channels that never made a penny for anyone and could usually count their listeners on two hands but he scoffed and said: "I can sell anything to anyone I want! Just remember, there's a sucker born every minute and plenty of people bought into it years ago and I'll get 'em to buy into here in Hooterville"
Mr Haney was also told that there were very few if any receivers still being made that could receive IBOC and he said well there's got to be someone selling them somewhere, maybe on ebay in the antiques section?" "Well I don't care, I'll just make some out of shoe boxes, it doesn't work anyway"
Mr Haney was chasing after Oliver's Lincoln in his horse drawn cart when he was last seen.
Stay Tuned.....