TheBigA said:Good one tonight: Leno mentioned the rumor that he was being replaced by a younger host (cue the photo of Jimmy Fallon), fast forward to Letterman also being replaced with a younger host (insert the photo of Leno). Jay chuckled and said, "I like that one."
It will never happen because of Dave's feelings toward Jay, and the fact that he'd be viewed as a traitor to his audience and to Conan, who he openly sided with last time around, but the real elegant solution to this would be for Dave to say "I have my personal issues with Jay, but the fact is, it's time for me to move on, Jay has been a winner more often in late night than I have, he's a good fit for CBS' demographics and I hate those pinheads at NBC more than I dislike Jay, so...I'm retiring the same day as Jay wraps up at NBC, and the following Monday, you'll find him here."
Amoebas will fly helicopters first, but it would be an elegant solution.