So I heard a big rumor that I am very excited to share with the rest of you. I know that its fun to follow good radio "talent". We have a respect for these people that do the craft well. We are interested right? Well as gross as it is it's also kind of exhilarating to watch [EDIT]
This is how I picture Monti's radio career. It’s terrible and you can’t wait to see how long till it slides all the way to the bottom of the tub and down the drain. While there is nothing I can personally do to speed up the process she might have done it on her own. Did you know that Monti holds a job over at the highly acclaimed Laughs Comedy club in Kirkland? She is the waste of space that introduces the mildly amusing comics that come to Kirkland. She goes on stage and does one, yes I said one tired set week after week. It’s the same material week in and week out. Nothing changed. Just the same bad material over and over again. It only lasts about 5 minutes [EDIT]
and it seams like hours. That’s what her set seems like. [EDIT]
It’s so uncomfortable.
So now that I have set this up for you let me share with you what I heard. Two weeks a go she was doing her "material" and one of the "jokes" she tells is a very timely reference to Terri Schivo. She says something to the effect of "this is what I look like when I sleep" Then impersonates a vegetable. Well as it turns out somebody that works for corporate was there to see her "stand up" material and that certain somebody also has a daughter that was injured several years ago in some sort of accident and didn’t find the joke funny at all. It hit a little to close to home. This certain somebody also holds keys, keys that open up doors to let people out and lock it behind them. So. What does this mean for Monti? Apparently it hasn’t been brought to her attention yet (oops Monti, cats out of the bag) but it will be soon as an "emergency search" for her replacement is in progress. I guess they are in the mind set of having the position filled before they let her go. This would usually be a good business move but aren’t they aware that dead air in the morning gets better ratings? I mean come on guys just pull the plug. Ha Ha it all comes full circle. She does a joke about Schiavo and now it’s her that sits there so full of life and now someone wants to pull the plug on her. After all she is just lifeless. She is a vegetable and not even a good one. She is like a brussel sprout or something. So I say to you Sandusky, I applaud your decision but just speed up the process. Visit her late at night kiss her forehead and pull the plug. Night night Monti!!!!
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This is how I picture Monti's radio career. It’s terrible and you can’t wait to see how long till it slides all the way to the bottom of the tub and down the drain. While there is nothing I can personally do to speed up the process she might have done it on her own. Did you know that Monti holds a job over at the highly acclaimed Laughs Comedy club in Kirkland? She is the waste of space that introduces the mildly amusing comics that come to Kirkland. She goes on stage and does one, yes I said one tired set week after week. It’s the same material week in and week out. Nothing changed. Just the same bad material over and over again. It only lasts about 5 minutes [EDIT]
and it seams like hours. That’s what her set seems like. [EDIT]
It’s so uncomfortable.
So now that I have set this up for you let me share with you what I heard. Two weeks a go she was doing her "material" and one of the "jokes" she tells is a very timely reference to Terri Schivo. She says something to the effect of "this is what I look like when I sleep" Then impersonates a vegetable. Well as it turns out somebody that works for corporate was there to see her "stand up" material and that certain somebody also has a daughter that was injured several years ago in some sort of accident and didn’t find the joke funny at all. It hit a little to close to home. This certain somebody also holds keys, keys that open up doors to let people out and lock it behind them. So. What does this mean for Monti? Apparently it hasn’t been brought to her attention yet (oops Monti, cats out of the bag) but it will be soon as an "emergency search" for her replacement is in progress. I guess they are in the mind set of having the position filled before they let her go. This would usually be a good business move but aren’t they aware that dead air in the morning gets better ratings? I mean come on guys just pull the plug. Ha Ha it all comes full circle. She does a joke about Schiavo and now it’s her that sits there so full of life and now someone wants to pull the plug on her. After all she is just lifeless. She is a vegetable and not even a good one. She is like a brussel sprout or something. So I say to you Sandusky, I applaud your decision but just speed up the process. Visit her late at night kiss her forehead and pull the plug. Night night Monti!!!!
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