"No! Something just came out of the back of a helicopter. It's a dark object, perhaps a skydiver plummeting to the earth from only two thousand feet in the air...There's a turd... No parachutes yet... Those can't be skydivers. I can't tell just yet what they are but... Oh my God! They're turds! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity!" Les Nessman, WKRP In CincinnatiI’ve wondered about this for quite a while. What happens? Do they land? Do they fly over the Puget Sound or Lake Washington? Figured the question could get an answer here.

A strong guess would be that they'd do what any other pilot of a helicopter or smaller aircraft would do if in midair and nature calls; The fact that they're working in TV or radio broadcasting shouldn't change the situation much. They either hold it until they land, or they can use a number of items available in catalogs for pilots or online (modified bottles, pouches that one urinates in that turn it instantly to gel for disposal once on the ground, for instance), or they make do with whatever they have in the cockpit... travel mug, trash bag, used grocery bag, etc. Lots of those same items are commonly used by long-haul truckers who'd rather not stop or pull off if they're making good time.So from what I gather here, none of them are up there hopping around doing the pee-pee dance then. They have facilities.
A strong guess would be that they'd do what any other pilot of a helicopter or smaller aircraft would do if in midair and nature calls; The fact that they're working in TV or radio broadcasting shouldn't change the situation much. They either hold it until they land, or they can use a number of items available in catalogs for pilots or online (modified bottles, pouches that one urinates in that turn it instantly to gel for disposal once on the ground, for instance), or they make do with whatever they have in the cockpit... travel mug, trash bag, used grocery bag, etc. Lots of those same items are commonly used by long-haul truckers who'd rather not stop or pull off if they're making good time.
Those are often referred to as “trucker bombs” and used to fend off tailgating on occasion.“Lots of those same items are commonly used by long-haul truckers who'd rather not stop or pull off if they're making good time.”
That could be tough especially if you ate some bad chowders or something.Someone asked NASCAR driver Chris Buescher this question. He said: "You hold it, like a big boy."![]()
Either that, or over Ballard. Remember when Almost Live always made fun of Ballard? I miss that show and I miss Pat Cashman!They drop it over Burien, from what I understand.
ehhh pennies do a better job, as do marbles, but the offending car has to be beside you to get a direct hit.Those are often referred to as “trucker bombs” and used to fend off tailgating on occasion.
I’m a proud graduate of the Ballard Driving Academy myself…"Either that, or over Ballard. Remember when Almost Live always made fun of Ballard? I miss that show and I miss Pat Cashman!"
I was thinking this would be a great Almost Live skit.
A Sacramento FM station turned in their license over a contest based on this theory.Someone asked NASCAR driver Chris Buescher this question. He said: "You hold it, like a big boy."![]()