This I Swear, because the jig is up
Just An Old Fashioned Love Song, is her official story
Can I Get A Witness would become her mantra
I Wanna Testify about the DARTells' Hot Pastrami
Indian Giver would just have a reason , like, "You didn't tell me I had to tell on myself, man. Stand by you?

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Instead of looking up your poodle skirt by looking at your patent leather shoes, you would just go online and look up the 'dress that someone else sent you.
The Name Game - start signifyin', honey!
Hand Me Down World would just be, "And don't hand me any of that recycled &$%* either."
Lies - The Knickerbockers would just be...well...you know...an expletive.