That's right. At the Hotel California, You can check out any time you like, but you can never...get away from this song!!
I generally don't listen to local radio much in the morning except for the 20 minutes or so that I am in the bathroom and have the trusty little shower radio. Being an old rock 'n' roller, I generally flip around between the three stations that come the closest to playing that music (now known of course as just "classic rock"), which are Jack, The Sound and K-Earth. I can usually count on at least one of them to play what was once, a long time ago, one of my favorite songs, but which I now turn off immediately every time I hear it. (Radio had ruined another one for me, thanks!).
But today I guess the new audience research reports came in and, unsurprisingly, it has the same results as last time, only more so, as all three of these stations spun "Hotel California"* within the approximate span of my shave and shower, between 7:00 and 7:20 this morning. What a coincidence! Or maybe not. I believe that the block between 7:00 and 7:30 am is the most listened to half hour of the entire morning shift, so each one of these stations is bound and determined to get the most overplayed, err, I mean the "highest testing" songs on during that half hour.
Of course since I bet nobody flips channels like I do, I am sure the main part of the general audience doesn't even notice this stuff and if you use the Selector program just right, I am sure it only spins the same record during the morning shift on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and by the time Tuesday and Thursday come around (when the song is oh so cleverly put into the afternoon slot instead) the morning audience has completely forgotten about the repetition and when they hear it again just a few days later, it seems fresh all over again!
"And no, silly ChannelFlipper, they are not insulted in the slightest. They like it that way and we're just giving them what they want when they want it." Or something like that. I always think to myself, the scary part is maybe these guys are right...
* Well the Sound played the live version at least - I guess that's what we call variety these days.
I generally don't listen to local radio much in the morning except for the 20 minutes or so that I am in the bathroom and have the trusty little shower radio. Being an old rock 'n' roller, I generally flip around between the three stations that come the closest to playing that music (now known of course as just "classic rock"), which are Jack, The Sound and K-Earth. I can usually count on at least one of them to play what was once, a long time ago, one of my favorite songs, but which I now turn off immediately every time I hear it. (Radio had ruined another one for me, thanks!).
But today I guess the new audience research reports came in and, unsurprisingly, it has the same results as last time, only more so, as all three of these stations spun "Hotel California"* within the approximate span of my shave and shower, between 7:00 and 7:20 this morning. What a coincidence! Or maybe not. I believe that the block between 7:00 and 7:30 am is the most listened to half hour of the entire morning shift, so each one of these stations is bound and determined to get the most overplayed, err, I mean the "highest testing" songs on during that half hour.
Of course since I bet nobody flips channels like I do, I am sure the main part of the general audience doesn't even notice this stuff and if you use the Selector program just right, I am sure it only spins the same record during the morning shift on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays, and by the time Tuesday and Thursday come around (when the song is oh so cleverly put into the afternoon slot instead) the morning audience has completely forgotten about the repetition and when they hear it again just a few days later, it seems fresh all over again!
"And no, silly ChannelFlipper, they are not insulted in the slightest. They like it that way and we're just giving them what they want when they want it." Or something like that. I always think to myself, the scary part is maybe these guys are right...
* Well the Sound played the live version at least - I guess that's what we call variety these days.
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