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ScotchCarts roasting on an open deck
Erase coil burning up your nose
Yuletide carols spinning too damned soon
Phoenicians dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows
the turkey and some mistletoe
were bought on Fry's food trade
Board ops
with their eyes all half-shut
will find it hard to stay awake tonight...
Erase coil burning up your nose
Yuletide carols spinning too damned soon
Phoenicians dressed up like eskimos
Everybody knows
the turkey and some mistletoe
were bought on Fry's food trade
Board ops
with their eyes all half-shut
will find it hard to stay awake tonight...
To regurgitate an old thread from 2008: The Perfect Country & Western Christmas Song:
Well the elves were drunk the day that Santa got out of prison
And they went to pick him up in the sleigh
But before they got to the station with Momma's reindeer
He got runned over by a damned toy train
(Sorry, but 7 years later, I still can't fit a truck into this song in a Christmas context. Maybe I need to take a course at the Buckeye Songwriting Hut.
)
Well the elves were drunk the day that Santa got out of prison
And they went to pick him up in the sleigh
But before they got to the station with Momma's reindeer
He got runned over by a damned toy train
(Sorry, but 7 years later, I still can't fit a truck into this song in a Christmas context. Maybe I need to take a course at the Buckeye Songwriting Hut.
)
To regurgitate an old thread from 2008: The Perfect Country & Western Christmas Song:
Well the elves were drunk the day that Santa got out of prison
And they went to pick him up in the sleigh
But before they got to the station with Momma's reindeer
He got runned over by a damned toy train
(Sorry, but 7 years later, I still can't fit a truck into this song in a Christmas context. Maybe I need to take a course at the Buckeye Songwriting Hut.
The dog. Yew fergot the dawg!!!
To regurgitate an old thread from 2008: The Perfect Country & Western Christmas Song:
Well the elves were drunk the day that Santa got out of prison
And they went to pick him up in the sleigh
But before they got to the station with Momma's reindeer
He got runned over by a damned toy train
(Sorry, but 7 years later, I still can't fit a truck into this song in a Christmas context. Maybe I need to take a course at the Buckeye Songwriting Hut.
This is brilliant. Simply brilliant.
K
K.M. Richards
Guest
Slightly more off-topic, but that comment reminded me of a line Jeff Foxworthy delivered in a concert which was carried by HBO.
Foxworthy, of course, is famous for his "If _______, you might be a redneck" series of one-liners. The HBO concert was in Dallas, and he opened the show by sharing how nervous he was to be back in Texas after making his mark with those tongue-in-cheek putdowns, fearing that some might openly show hostility toward him over those. The punchline was ...
"Turns out I had nothing to worry about. All week, people have been stopping me on the street and saying 'You left some out!'"
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