For the most annoying commercials of 2015, I picked these "goodies" out.
10. Dairy Queen "DQ Bakes Fan Anthem", aka "I'm a fan of (insert here)". Horrible commercial with horrible off-key, botched singing.
9. Geico "Peter Pan" - There's nice kids, and there's annoying kids. This is probably the most annoying insurance commercial of the year!!
8. Geico "The Final Frickin' Countdown" - What the hell has this have to do with insurance?! It's just Europe singing their favorite hit and a microwave counting down the seconds. Instant mute this year.
7. Ford "Summer Sales Event" - These morons ruined our summer. Especially "Hear Ye Hear Ye!!" Gosh, I couldn't mute these commercials fast enough.
6. A tie of Toyota commercials. "Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?" and "12 Days of Botched Christmas." They were both stupid, instant mute and disgusting to watch. F--k you Toyota.
5. McDonald's "We Hear You B-Fast Text Speak Talk" - Disgusting instant mute. They can't speak worth a darn and most likely, their favorite song is "Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nae Nae."
4. McDonald's "Lemonade" - This is worse than B-Fast?? Really?? Yes!! Horrible dubstep rap garbage. I don't understand how anyone could have liked this one.
3. Sprint "Narwhals" - Just terrible in all means. The first time I saw it, I expected the screaming goat again...but no. Was an instant mute and seen on mute several times during the Daytona 500. Annoying, irritating, and disgusting!!
2. Progressive "Bad Bundle Joke Box" - I swear this was made by a 13-year-old with no brains. How can ANYONE find this cruel commercial funny, at all?
And...for the second year in the row, the worst commercial of the year goes to....
1. CHARTER SPECTRUM TRIPLE PLAYYYY!!
844-455-2NEINNEINNEIN!!!
THAT was by far one of the worst, most annoying, irritating, and stupidest commercials in television history! Rapping and disgusting music just to promote cable TV and internet. The person who greenlighted this commercial - which aired all the way into April of this year, should be sent to Siberia. And I hope Charter NEVER airs this commercial ever again!!
Honorable mentions going to
Progressive - "Maury Show" - Doug says shopping is hard. The audience boos. I boo in my head that this commercial was greenlighted - and none of our local stations in Yakima airs Maury!
Famous Footwear - "Happy New (School) Year!" - Midnight local time on New Year's Eve should be the only time that Auld Lang Syne should play. It was stupid seeing this commercial every single break during July and August...in July, students should be in summer BREAK mode, not summer ENDING mode. And really, is anyone going to comment on a $50 pair of Nikes?
Geico - "Dora and Boots Annoy South Pole Explorers, And A Nationwide Audience" - Enough said.
(BTW, I'm just waiting for a Geico commercial starring Elmo.)
Jublia - "Tackle It" - Honorable mention, because you disgusted tens of millions of families during the Super Bowl...which in Washington state, Super Bowl XLIX is something I'm trying NOT to remember, thanks to that last play...should have passed it to Beast Mode...
Liberty Mutual - "Brad" - ENOUGH SAID!
What a banner year for ads. Not really looking forward to the garbage commercials to come in 2016.
10. Dairy Queen "DQ Bakes Fan Anthem", aka "I'm a fan of (insert here)". Horrible commercial with horrible off-key, botched singing.
9. Geico "Peter Pan" - There's nice kids, and there's annoying kids. This is probably the most annoying insurance commercial of the year!!
8. Geico "The Final Frickin' Countdown" - What the hell has this have to do with insurance?! It's just Europe singing their favorite hit and a microwave counting down the seconds. Instant mute this year.
7. Ford "Summer Sales Event" - These morons ruined our summer. Especially "Hear Ye Hear Ye!!" Gosh, I couldn't mute these commercials fast enough.
6. A tie of Toyota commercials. "Seriously? Seriously? Seriously?" and "12 Days of Botched Christmas." They were both stupid, instant mute and disgusting to watch. F--k you Toyota.
5. McDonald's "We Hear You B-Fast Text Speak Talk" - Disgusting instant mute. They can't speak worth a darn and most likely, their favorite song is "Watch Me Whip, Watch Me Nae Nae."
4. McDonald's "Lemonade" - This is worse than B-Fast?? Really?? Yes!! Horrible dubstep rap garbage. I don't understand how anyone could have liked this one.
3. Sprint "Narwhals" - Just terrible in all means. The first time I saw it, I expected the screaming goat again...but no. Was an instant mute and seen on mute several times during the Daytona 500. Annoying, irritating, and disgusting!!
2. Progressive "Bad Bundle Joke Box" - I swear this was made by a 13-year-old with no brains. How can ANYONE find this cruel commercial funny, at all?
And...for the second year in the row, the worst commercial of the year goes to....
1. CHARTER SPECTRUM TRIPLE PLAYYYY!!
844-455-2NEINNEINNEIN!!!
THAT was by far one of the worst, most annoying, irritating, and stupidest commercials in television history! Rapping and disgusting music just to promote cable TV and internet. The person who greenlighted this commercial - which aired all the way into April of this year, should be sent to Siberia. And I hope Charter NEVER airs this commercial ever again!!
Honorable mentions going to
Progressive - "Maury Show" - Doug says shopping is hard. The audience boos. I boo in my head that this commercial was greenlighted - and none of our local stations in Yakima airs Maury!
Famous Footwear - "Happy New (School) Year!" - Midnight local time on New Year's Eve should be the only time that Auld Lang Syne should play. It was stupid seeing this commercial every single break during July and August...in July, students should be in summer BREAK mode, not summer ENDING mode. And really, is anyone going to comment on a $50 pair of Nikes?
Geico - "Dora and Boots Annoy South Pole Explorers, And A Nationwide Audience" - Enough said.
(BTW, I'm just waiting for a Geico commercial starring Elmo.)
Jublia - "Tackle It" - Honorable mention, because you disgusted tens of millions of families during the Super Bowl...which in Washington state, Super Bowl XLIX is something I'm trying NOT to remember, thanks to that last play...should have passed it to Beast Mode...
Liberty Mutual - "Brad" - ENOUGH SAID!
What a banner year for ads. Not really looking forward to the garbage commercials to come in 2016.