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Time To Welcome Hell Back To The Valley

OK, we know this is really lame...but so is playing Xmas music in October! In keeping with our best Preston Westmoreland imitation, the Nurse and I are soliciting your help in guessing the first 100 degree day in the Valley this year. We've searched the prize closet, but all we've found so far is a case of beepers from JJ, the King of Beepers. We'll give you that if you're the first person to get it right. Of course the winner will have to prove he or she is a licensed driver in the state of Montana, has red hair, and size 12 shoes. But the heck with all the damned rules, just go ahead and name the date...it's your chance for 15 minutes of fame in the Buckeye Media Hut spotlight (batteries not included).
 
OK, we know this is really lame...but so is playing Xmas music in October! In keeping with our best Preston Westmoreland imitation, the Nurse and I are soliciting your help in guessing the first 100 degree day in the Valley this year. We've searched the prize closet, but all we've found so far is a case of beepers from JJ, the King of Beepers. We'll give you that if you're the first person to get it right. Of course the winner will have to prove he or she is a licensed driver in the state of Montana, has red hair, and size 12 shoes. But the heck with all the damned rules, just go ahead and name the date...it's your chance for 15 minutes of fame in the Buckeye Media Hut spotlight (batteries not included).

Wednesday, April 24th, 2019 @2:48 P.M.! That’s my guess Doc!
 
OK, we know this is really lame...but so is playing Xmas music in October! In keeping with our best Preston Westmoreland imitation, the Nurse and I are soliciting your help in guessing the first 100 degree day in the Valley this year. We've searched the prize closet, but all we've found so far is a case of beepers from JJ, the King of Beepers. We'll give you that if you're the first person to get it right. Of course the winner will have to prove he or she is a licensed driver in the state of Montana, has red hair, and size 12 shoes. But the heck with all the damned rules, just go ahead and name the date...it's your chance for 15 minutes of fame in the Buckeye Media Hut spotlight (batteries not included).

What about a free re-fi from the "Biggest No-Brainer In The History of The Earth" guy? Will that be a consolation prize?

I vote April 17.
 
What about a free re-fi from the "Biggest No-Brainer In The History of The Earth" guy? Will that be a consolation prize?

hmmmm...not a bad idea. Sure beats what the Nurse and I came up with - a year's supply of beans and rice, rice and beans.
 
The ¡Baja Arizona! contingent has arrived!

Average is May 2, but there's nothing average in the "Center of the Universe", is there?

Lamptimer? Naah...never mind that.


April 27 - 3:50pm
 
How about a test drive in a Rav4 with Roc and Manuch at Right Toyota?

...and then make that person a Fiduciary. Nurse "Jeff Junior" will teach them all they need to know about Fiduciaring!
 
Boy I miss Michael "Hello, Arizona! See-YA in a KIA!" Crawford and Howie "I'll shoot-shoot-shoot down the competition" Cassett. Simpler times.
 
I see it got close (99) on the 19th, and was a couple of degrees cooler on both the 8th and the 9th.

If it happens tomorrow the 24th, asugeorge wins, but if not...


High temp on the 26th is forecast to be 100°
 
So did I win with my pick of April 24th?

Yes indeedy! Now to claim your prize at the Buckeye Media Hut, please bring the following items as specified in the Official Rules: "the winner will have to prove he or she is a licensed driver in the state of Montana, has red hair, and size 12 shoes" While you get the case of beepers from JJ the King of Beepers, batteries are not included.
 
So did I win with my pick of April 24th?
How can you win with the 24th, when it happened on the 26th?



Rigged...this contest was rigged, I'll tell ya!


That Nurse Jeff and the rest of those goof-balls at the Buckeye Media Hut need some enlightenment.



Montana??? Who in the world gets a drivers license from Montana???



Who is my contact at the Funny Candy Company? I want to file a complaint! Triplicate? The form must be filled out by hand in triplicate?



Aaaaaaaaa!
 
How can you win with the 24th, when it happened on the 26th?



Rigged...this contest was rigged, I'll tell ya!


That Nurse Jeff and the rest of those goof-balls at the Buckeye Media Hut need some enlightenment.



Montana??? Who in the world gets a drivers license from Montana???



Who is my contact at the Funny Candy Company? I want to file a complaint! Triplicate? The form must be filled out by hand in triplicate?



Aaaaaaaaa!

Damn! Now we'll have to deal with reporters from Eyewitness News going through our dumpster and back seat of the Gremlin. Don't you realize anything coming out of the Media Hut aint always on the level? How do you think the Nurse and I became so quoted and cursed at the same time? Tell ya what...we'll give you a signed photo of Aquanetta (forged, of course) if you call off the witch-hunt.
 
Damn! Now we'll have to deal with reporters from Eyewitness News going through our dumpster and back seat of the Gremlin. Don't you realize anything coming out of the Media Hut aint always on the level? How do you think the Nurse and I became so quoted and cursed at the same time? Tell ya what...we'll give you a signed photo of Aquanetta (forged, of course) if you call off the witch-hunt.

I'll tell you what: We'll call off the witch hunt if you promise to resign. Oh, I'm sorry. There for a minute, I thought I was talking to someone else. :)
 
Damn! Now we'll have to deal with reporters from Eyewitness News going through our dumpster and back seat of the Gremlin.
Should we obtain a hazmat permit before we start??

Don't you realize anything coming out of the Media Hut aint always on the level? How do you think the Nurse and I became so quoted and cursed at the same time?
That might be worth 30 minutes for a public service program on one or more of those Ancient Mary stations still using the original Lamptimer.

Tell ya what...we'll give you a signed photo of Aquanetta (forged, of course) if you call off the witch-hunt.
That woman seemed to kill all she slept with - I'll pass, thanks!

I'll tell you what: We'll call off the witch hunt if you promise to resign. Oh, I'm sorry.
No...we're gonna keep the witch-hunt alive just a bit longer...sweeps week is coming up soon!
 
"That woman seemed to kill all she slept with - I'll pass, thanks!"

Don't know about that...but she'll definitely fill your convertible with concrete if you were unfaithful! 😜
 
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