I can go first. I was engineering a 2 hour remote broadcast from an ethnic music festival in a somewhat rural location. The festival ran all day, but the hosts from our station were MC'ing it for the 2 hours their ethnic show was normally on the air, which I think was 9-11 a.m. I went to the site 2 days in advance to check everything. There was no cell signal at all there, but I was told there was a POTS line in the manager's office adjacent to the stage that I could use. The maintenance guy who was there to meet with me had no keys to the office but swore he'd checked the POTS line and it worked. I arrived an hour before we went on the air, connected to the phone line in the office and.....dead. Damn! I looked around and saw a house across a gravel parking lot. I decided to ask if I could tap into their phone line. Since it was a long-distance call, I'd call the station collect so they'd incur no charges. I knocked at the door for a few minutes, but there was no one home. I happened to have a new spool of smaller-gauge Belden wire so I did what I saw as my only real option...I set up the mixer near the stage, ran about 80 feet of Belden wire across the gravel lot, through their chain-link fence and up to the TELCO connection box on the side of their house. I checked their phone service, got a dial tone, connected up, opened up the phone jack on the side of the mixer and spliced the Belden cable in, called the station collect and voila! We were on the air. We did the full 2 hour broadcast, it went flawlessly, the people who's line I tapped into never did return home and after the broadcast ended I disconnected everything, packed up and left with the homeowners never the wiser.