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AliceTheCook

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The estate sale folks have inventoried and tagged everything now, so here's what's left for auction this week. Bring cash!

1. Schum's complete course of "How to Buy Radio Stations With Little or No Money Down," including 10 cassettes and how-to manual, all in a fine leatherette case.

2. 25 unopened cases of "Cafe 990" coffee mugs.

3. Lots of thick speaker wire that used to be hooked up to some nice monitors.

4. A lightly-used Radio Shack "Radio Station in a Box," including 5 nice plastic hand-held condenser mics and a battery-operated "Mr. Microphone" for remotes.

5. A Gameboy and various toys and building blocks that Jerry Overton's board-opping kids forgot to take home.

6. Dave Schum's unfinished manuscript, "How I Turned $1 Million in Radio Stations into $25 in Cash"

7. Several packs of photo autograph cards, bearing names like "Laurie Seale, the 6-foot Blonde" and "The Cigar Guys" and Katie Pruitt (still, no relation to...)

8. Tons of flatware and cloth napkins from Dave's failed restaurant ventures.

9. Some failed promotion items, like window-washer suits with "Mainstreet 990" emblazoned on the back; cases of Elmer's glue bottles relabeled "I'm Sticking to Texas Talk Radio"; boxes of tampons that are individually labeled "Share the Secret--Cafe 990--Radio for Women"; sleeping masks printed with "Dan Lewis Overnights" on them, and a stack of t-shirts that say, "Push ME In the Pool, Too, Kevin."

10. Lots of thin wire that used to be hooked up to a nice on-the-air light.

11. Several loose pencils and pens, new and old, labeled with "Property of the Texas Northern District Bankruptcy Court #5," and some refrigerator magnets and balloons labeled, "The Alpha Mortgage Hour."

12. TONS and TONS of shredded paper. Useless paperwork like health insurance policies, IRS payroll tax submission forms, bank deposit slips, past-due notices, blank payroll checks, etc. Perfect for packing!

13. Dave's 1982 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale, needs battery and lots of body work, couldn't be moved before the bankruptcy appraisers got there.

14. An old lawn mower, several mops, a rusty garden rake, fishing poles, a bed frame, and other miscellaneous items that Dave WAS going to put in his garage sale next weekend, but thought the Bankruptcy Court might give him some credit for them instead.
 
Lay off the caffeinated coffee ... Alice ... please ...


> The estate sale folks have inventoried and tagged everything
> now, so here's what's left for auction this week. Bring
> cash!
>
> 1. Schum's complete course of "How to Buy Radio Stations
> With Little or No Money Down," including 10 cassettes and
> how-to manual, all in a fine leatherette case.
>
> 2. 25 unopened cases of "Cafe 990" coffee mugs.
>
> 3. Lots of thick speaker wire that used to be hooked up to
> some nice monitors.
>
> 4. A lightly-used Radio Shack "Radio Station in a Box,"
> including 5 nice plastic hand-held condenser mics and a
> battery-operated "Mr. Microphone" for remotes.
>
> 5. A Gameboy and various toys and building blocks that
> Jerry Overton's board-opping kids forgot to take home.
>
> 6. Dave Schum's unfinished manuscript, "How I Turned $1
> Million in Radio Stations into $25 in Cash"
>
> 7. Several packs of photo autograph cards, bearing names
> like "Laurie Seale, the 6-foot Blonde" and "The Cigar Guys"
> and Katie Pruitt (still, no relation to...)
>
> 8. Tons of flatware and cloth napkins from Dave's failed
> restaurant ventures.
>
> 9. Some failed promotion items, like window-washer suits
> with "Mainstreet 990" emblazoned on the back; cases of
> Elmer's glue bottles relabeled "I'm Sticking to Texas Talk
> Radio"; boxes of tampons that are individually labeled "Cafe
> 990--Radio for Women"; sleeping masks printed with "Dan
> Lewis Overnights" on them, and a stack of tee-shirts that
> say, "Push ME In the Pool, Too, Kevin."
>
> 10. Lots of thin wire that used to be hooked up to a nice
> on-air light.
>
> 11. Several loose pencils and pens, new and old, labeled
> with "Property of the Texas Northern District Bankruptcy
> Court #5," and some refrigerator magnets and balloons
> labeled, "The Alpha Mortgage Hour."
>
> 12. TONS and TONS of shredded paper. Useless paperwork like
> health insurance policies, IRS payroll tax submission forms,
> bank deposit slips, past-due notices, blank payroll checks,
> etc. Perfect for packing!
>
> 13. Dave's 1982 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale, needs battery
> and lots of body work, couldn't be moved before the
> bankruptcy appraisers got there.
>
> 14. An old lawn mower, several mops, a rusty garden rake,
> fishing poles, a bed frame, and other miscellaneous items
> that Dave WAS going to put in his garage sale next weekend,
> but thought the Bankruptcy Court might give him some credit
> for them instead.
>
 
The Bradys had already gone to bed, and those stupid kids weren't tying up the dial-up, and Sam the Butcher's off in Toledo for a bowling tournament...so I couldn't resist.

See you at the sale? I'll be in my blue maid's outfit. Look for me.

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> Lay off the caffeinated coffee ... Alice ... please ...
>
>
> > The estate sale folks have inventoried and tagged
> everything
> > now, so here's what's left for auction this week. Bring
> > cash!
> >
> > 1. Schum's complete course of "How to Buy Radio Stations
> > With Little or No Money Down," including 10 cassettes and
> > how-to manual, all in a fine leatherette case.
> >
> > 2. 25 unopened cases of "Cafe 990" coffee mugs.
> >
> > 3. Lots of thick speaker wire that used to be hooked up
> to
> > some nice monitors.
> >
> > 4. A lightly-used Radio Shack "Radio Station in a Box,"
> > including 5 nice plastic hand-held condenser mics and a
> > battery-operated "Mr. Microphone" for remotes.
> >
> > 5. A Gameboy and various toys and building blocks that
> > Jerry Overton's board-opping kids forgot to take home.
> >
> > 6. Dave Schum's unfinished manuscript, "How I Turned $1
> > Million in Radio Stations into $25 in Cash"
> >
> > 7. Several packs of photo autograph cards, bearing names
> > like "Laurie Seale, the 6-foot Blonde" and "The Cigar
> Guys"
> > and Katie Pruitt (still, no relation to...)
> >
> > 8. Tons of flatware and cloth napkins from Dave's failed
> > restaurant ventures.
> >
> > 9. Some failed promotion items, like window-washer suits
> > with "Mainstreet 990" emblazoned on the back; cases of
> > Elmer's glue bottles relabeled "I'm Sticking to Texas Talk
>
> > Radio"; boxes of tampons that are individually labeled
> "Cafe
> > 990--Radio for Women"; sleeping masks printed with "Dan
> > Lewis Overnights" on them, and a stack of tee-shirts that
> > say, "Push ME In the Pool, Too, Kevin."
> >
> > 10. Lots of thin wire that used to be hooked up to a nice
> > on-air light.
> >
> > 11. Several loose pencils and pens, new and old, labeled
> > with "Property of the Texas Northern District Bankruptcy
> > Court #5," and some refrigerator magnets and balloons
> > labeled, "The Alpha Mortgage Hour."
> >
> > 12. TONS and TONS of shredded paper. Useless paperwork
> like
> > health insurance policies, IRS payroll tax submission
> forms,
> > bank deposit slips, past-due notices, blank payroll
> checks,
> > etc. Perfect for packing!
> >
> > 13. Dave's 1982 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale, needs battery
> > and lots of body work, couldn't be moved before the
> > bankruptcy appraisers got there.
> >
> > 14. An old lawn mower, several mops, a rusty garden rake,
> > fishing poles, a bed frame, and other miscellaneous items
> > that Dave WAS going to put in his garage sale next
> weekend,
> > but thought the Bankruptcy Court might give him some
> credit
> > for them instead.
> >
>
 
> The estate sale folks have inventoried and tagged everything
> now, so here's what's left for auction this week. Bring
> cash!
>
> 1. Schum's complete course of "How to Buy Radio Stations
> With Little or No Money Down," including 10 cassettes and
> how-to manual, all in a fine leatherette case.
>
> 2. 25 unopened cases of "Cafe 990" coffee mugs.
>
> 3. Lots of thick speaker wire that used to be hooked up to
> some nice monitors.
>
> 4. A lightly-used Radio Shack "Radio Station in a Box,"
> including 5 nice plastic hand-held condenser mics and a
> battery-operated "Mr. Microphone" for remotes.
>
> 5. A Gameboy and various toys and building blocks that
> Jerry Overton's board-opping kids forgot to take home.
>
> 6. Dave Schum's unfinished manuscript, "How I Turned $1
> Million in Radio Stations into $25 in Cash"
>
> 7. Several packs of photo autograph cards, bearing names
> like "Laurie Seale, the 6-foot Blonde" and "The Cigar Guys"
> and Katie Pruitt (still, no relation to...)
>
> 8. Tons of flatware and cloth napkins from Dave's failed
> restaurant ventures.
>
> 9. Some failed promotion items, like window-washer suits
> with "Mainstreet 990" emblazoned on the back; cases of
> Elmer's glue bottles relabeled "I'm Sticking to Texas Talk
> Radio"; boxes of tampons that are individually labeled
> "Share the Secret--Cafe 990--Radio for Women"; sleeping
> masks printed with "Dan Lewis Overnights" on them, and a
> stack of t-shirts that say, "Push ME In the Pool, Too,
> Kevin."
>
> 10. Lots of thin wire that used to be hooked up to a nice
> on-the-air light.
>
> 11. Several loose pencils and pens, new and old, labeled
> with "Property of the Texas Northern District Bankruptcy
> Court #5," and some refrigerator magnets and balloons
> labeled, "The Alpha Mortgage Hour."
>
> 12. TONS and TONS of shredded paper. Useless paperwork like
> health insurance policies, IRS payroll tax submission forms,
> bank deposit slips, past-due notices, blank payroll checks,
> etc. Perfect for packing!
>
> 13. Dave's 1982 Oldsmobile Delta 88 Royale, needs battery
> and lots of body work, couldn't be moved before the
> bankruptcy appraisers got there.
>
> 14. An old lawn mower, several mops, a rusty garden rake,
> fishing poles, a bed frame, and other miscellaneous items
> that Dave WAS going to put in his garage sale next weekend,
> but thought the Bankruptcy Court might give him some credit
> for them instead.
>
Sounds like a gold mine for the buying agent at "Big Lots!"
 
Also available is Schum's never-been-opened gold plated Bible.
 
This is the funniest thing i have read at Radio-Info in a long time. Good job!

HR
 
> Also available is Schum's never-been-opened gold plated
> Bible.


He may open it ... when it's all said and done.
 
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