I love the play on words Doc! ;D
As far as KFYI weather goes, I could care less who they put in there. It's the weather, not rocket science, so how hard can it be? You could put the Nearly Famous One in there and he could provide just as much weather info as Royal. "It's gonna be hot and clear today! Cue the applause!" (Clap, Clap, Clap).
My favorite radio meteorologist was Ed Phillips and he's long gone from the Phoenix weather air waves.