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A Serious Engineering Question

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NinjaBoot

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It seems that my RDN has overmobilized, and the flowmaster's have been flux capacitated. Now I see the reading to the toggleflam are still in the 'go', so I am not worrying about that yet. What I am really concerned about is the floorboard overhead getting diagonstic on the 3rd parrallel....What ever happened to a smooth running A.F.D.?
I guess that's what happens when lightning hits the outside gasket and totally fries the L.M.N.O.P.
 
As any decent engineer should be able to tell you:

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights
 
The universal answer for all things engineering, "Turn it off and restart it. Should work just fine afterwards. That's just how computers are."
 
NinjaBoot said:
It seems that my RDN has overmobilized, and the flowmaster's have been flux capacitated. Now I see the reading to the toggleflam are still in the 'go', so I am not worrying about that yet. What I am really concerned about is the floorboard overhead getting diagonstic on the 3rd parrallel....What ever happened to a smooth running A.F.D.?
I guess that's what happens when lightning hits the outside gasket and totally fries the L.M.N.O.P.

My professional engineering advice

1. Turn it off using the On/Off switch
2. Gather these supplies:
a. Book of matches
b. chicken foot
c. mardi-gras beads
d. turkey feathers
3. Bind the chicken foot with the beads and feathers
4. Go outside and dig a hole in the ground 12" in diameter, 12"deep
5. Strike one of the matches, place the rest of the book in the hole and light them
6. Wave the beaded, feather chicken foot slowly over the burning match book
7. After match book is completely consumed, place the beaded, feathered chicken foot direct on the ashes.
8. Fill in the hole with dirt
9. Go back inside
10. Switch the device back on, using the before mentioned switch.

Problem will be solved.

If this doesn't work, call a real professional :)
 
Tynosaur said:
As any decent engineer should be able to tell you:

Das Machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren musten keepen das cotten-pickenen hands in das pockets - relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights
I'm worried Allan, I actually understood that.....maybe I've known you too long.
 
NinjaBoot said:
It seems that my RDN has overmobilized, and the flowmaster's have been flux capacitated. Now I see the reading to the toggleflam are still in the 'go', so I am not worrying about that yet. What I am really concerned about is the floorboard overhead getting diagonstic on the 3rd parrallel....What ever happened to a smooth running A.F.D.?
I guess that's what happens when lightning hits the outside gasket and totally fries the L.M.N.O.P.

Clearly, this is a problem with the dilithium matrix. You may be having some precursors to recrystallization in the intermix chamber, so microscan your matrix alignment on the articulation frame, and nanocalibrate each crystal (if, indeed, there's an alignment issue) before fractures begin to form. If the problem gets out of hand, you'll have to begin a core shutdown sequence, after which you'll have to meticulously scrub out all the plasma conduits and injector coils. An easy diagnostic is to scan your deuterium and anti-deuterium supplies for quantum fluctuations, temporal anomalies, and phase shifts; perhaps your Bussard collectors pulled in some tritium, exotic matter, or even an Omega particle.

And let's hope it's not a containment issue, since I know there's nothing a chief engineer hates more than having to shoulder-roll out of main engineering while the blast doors are closing prior to a core ejection.
 
Mike Bratton said:
NinjaBoot said:
It seems that my RDN has overmobilized, and the flowmaster's have been flux capacitated. Now I see the reading to the toggleflam are still in the 'go', so I am not worrying about that yet. What I am really concerned about is the floorboard overhead getting diagonstic on the 3rd parrallel....What ever happened to a smooth running A.F.D.?
I guess that's what happens when lightning hits the outside gasket and totally fries the L.M.N.O.P.

Clearly, this is a problem with the dilithium matrix. You may be having some precursors to recrystallization in the intermix chamber, so microscan your matrix alignment on the articulation frame, and nanocalibrate each crystal (if, indeed, there's an alignment issue) before fractures begin to form. If the problem gets out of hand, you'll have to begin a core shutdown sequence, after which you'll have to meticulously scrub out all the plasma conduits and injector coils. An easy diagnostic is to scan your deuterium and anti-deuterium supplies for quantum fluctuations, temporal anomalies, and phase shifts; perhaps your Bussard collectors pulled in some tritium, exotic matter, or even an Omega particle.

And let's hope it's not a containment issue, since I know there's nothing a chief engineer hates more than having to shoulder-roll out of main engineering while the blast doors are closing prior to a core ejection.


Yeah, I HATE when that happens. It's a heck of an OJI form, too.
 
Of course you can always yell, in your best Scottish accent, "Captain, aye kinnah be responsible!!!"
 
NinjaBoot said:
It seems that my RDN has overmobilized, and the flowmaster's have been flux capacitated. Now I see the reading to the toggleflam are still in the 'go', so I am not worrying about that yet. What I am really concerned about is the floorboard overhead getting diagonstic on the 3rd parrallel....What ever happened to a smooth running A.F.D.?
I guess that's what happens when lightning hits the outside gasket and totally fries the L.M.N.O.P.

Have you checked the air in the tires lately?
 
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