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a turkey a radio and pvc pipe

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STICKBOY

I have an idea for the ultimate turkely contest.
forget the bowling. forget the turkey raceing
Its time to shoot the turkey.
Don't try this at home kids!!
I have created a Turkey gun!
Yes based on the potato gun principle. 12 inch pvc pipe down to 10 inch.
It works like a canon and can shoot an un frozen turkey over 30 yards!!!
My goal is to sell this to radio stations across the nation as ..
The Ultimate Turkey Shoot!!
Contestants are taken at random on the air.
We then have a large venue like a mall or large store.
Contestants will each take a turn at hitting the target with the
Turkey blaster!!!!!
They win a complete turkey dinner.
We then donate the shot birds ( now tenderized to a local food pantry)
Wow !!!! This is gonna be great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
The actuall shooting will be done by trained professionals.
The contestants will ony use an aming device currently in the office of the ua patent.
We may have to use a bonless bird in order to comply with certain restrictions of various
townships.
 
STICKBOY said:
...My goal is to sell this to radio stations across the nation as ..
The Ultimate Turkey Shoot!!
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You'd better call the bank and tell them to clear out some vault space for all that money!
 
Wait untill you here the business plan
1. We barter all turkeys.
2. The station will have to run our spots with a 1-800 number for turkey produscts.
3. they only have to run 10,000..00 in pi spots.
We have 14 Turkey related products
Some of them R

1. The ulitimate turkey fryer ( It can do 3 turkeys at once a 40 gallon cooker)
2. A Drunken Turkey Stablizer. You have probably seen it on the food channel. but the stabliizer is a rope attached to an aluminum bar that will keep the turkey erect during the process. its very importatn to keep the bird erect while it is in the oven
 
We are also doing a cupid.com kinda web site..
Local web site. The station can direct people to it for turkey dinners and deserts.
Like ... Turkey ala---mode. Its not just for diner any more!!!!
This is gonna be great
 
We may have to use a bonless bird in order to comply with certain restrictions of various townships.
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Y'know how to bone a turkey? Well, first you hold its wings out...
 
ThomasCarten said:
Y'know how to bone a turkey? Well, first you hold its wings out...
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Hummm... reminds me of...

Did ya ever smell moth balls...??

:D
 
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