Once again Santa's sleigh will be loaded with lots of coal for Valley radio stations this year (See BS, look out!). So rather than being our regular negative elves, Nurse Jeff and I've come up with a Christmas Wish we'd like to share:
To KSLX: here's hoping your Classic Hits find favor with KOOL listeners who aren't into the same 12 Xmas songs back to back since Halloween.
To KNIX: why not pick up the phone and call Tim & Willy? They're not doing anything, and neither are you. Time to kiss and make up.
To KAZG: may the coming year bring you more than a 0.1; nightime service; and a better lamptimer.
To KYOT: you'd sound even better on HD-2 and that would free up 95~Five for KFWhyEye.
To KOOL: we hope your management sleeps better at night next year. Nothing says Christmas like a pink slip.
To KFYI: it'll be hard to accept, but let JD Hayworth spread his wings at KOGO in PMD.
To KT'R: may the Master Blogger continue to grow in his position and resist those childish urges to promote with self serving news stories.
To KPKX: at least Mr Peakerman has a TV game show to fall back on. Cheer up, at least you're not playing the Carpenters anymore!
To KMVP: while you may feel like TMISU's forgotten stepchild, someone will come along and give you a big bowl of Colon Blow.
To KMVA: you and your fellow rimshots will have a better year by moving back to your original cities of license.
To KPHX: next year why not LMA another three AM stations to go with your existing two? Imagine Randi Rhodes at five different spots on the dial!
To KEZ: you've already given us Beth and Bill...what more could the Middle Eastern Men of the Media wish you??
To KSLX: here's hoping your Classic Hits find favor with KOOL listeners who aren't into the same 12 Xmas songs back to back since Halloween.
To KNIX: why not pick up the phone and call Tim & Willy? They're not doing anything, and neither are you. Time to kiss and make up.
To KAZG: may the coming year bring you more than a 0.1; nightime service; and a better lamptimer.
To KYOT: you'd sound even better on HD-2 and that would free up 95~Five for KFWhyEye.
To KOOL: we hope your management sleeps better at night next year. Nothing says Christmas like a pink slip.
To KFYI: it'll be hard to accept, but let JD Hayworth spread his wings at KOGO in PMD.
To KT'R: may the Master Blogger continue to grow in his position and resist those childish urges to promote with self serving news stories.
To KPKX: at least Mr Peakerman has a TV game show to fall back on. Cheer up, at least you're not playing the Carpenters anymore!
To KMVP: while you may feel like TMISU's forgotten stepchild, someone will come along and give you a big bowl of Colon Blow.
To KMVA: you and your fellow rimshots will have a better year by moving back to your original cities of license.
To KPHX: next year why not LMA another three AM stations to go with your existing two? Imagine Randi Rhodes at five different spots on the dial!
To KEZ: you've already given us Beth and Bill...what more could the Middle Eastern Men of the Media wish you??