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Advertising Gibberish

Ever notice how much of American business' commerce depends on just a few words with massive exposure?

What would the U.S. economy be like without all the words, slogans, and catchphrases conjured up by ad agencies? In most cases, you probably would never have a reason to use them in actual everyday conversation.

I've compiled a list, entirely by memory, to show just how dependent business is on simple English language. Some may be regional, and others may be unfamiliar if you're under 40.

I'm deliberately leaving out the sponsors' names in this list to illustrate just how a seemingly few words can affect the well-being of so many.

The List:

You'll wonder where the yellow went.
We really move our tail.
Come to where the flavor is.
Go with the mileage maker.
Fly the friendly skies.
When it rains, it pours.
In your heart you know he's right.
A little dab'll do ya.
Two for me, none for you.
Things go better.
For those who think young.
All us cows do our best.
It's the water.
Helps build strong bodies 12 ways.
Welcome, fellow Americans.
Fair and balanced.
You're gonna like us!
We're still the one.
America's fine light beer.
His master's voice.
Stronger than dirt.
America's game.
I love this game!
Snap, crackle & pop.
Progress is our most important product.
We've seen the future, and it works.
You will.
Glory be! It's caffeine free!
Change we can believe in.
America first.
Friday isn't Fry Day anymore.
It's not how long you make it, but how you make it long.
I'd rather fight than switch.
Take a puff, it's springtime.
I'd walk a mile.
Outstanding. And, they are mild.
It's only for a woman.
You've come a long way, baby.
We take better care of your car.
A silly millimeter longer.
The best to you each day.
A little bit better than any other cereal happens to be.
Over, under, around and through.
The Great Race place.
Go Baby, Go!
Where the turf meets the surf.
The Amigo country.
Where kids are king.
Land of mystery.
You deserve a break today. (good place to stop.)

It's meant to be a fun list. Hope it jarred a few memories. :)
 
Rico,
most from a generation older that most of your stuff;
(from my memory)
The quality goes in before the name goes on
LSMFT
I've fallen and I cant get up
To look sharp..
"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is."
"You're in good hands with
Don't leave home without it.
The quick picker upper
Please don't queeze the
Look ma, no cavities
Reach out and touch someone
where the rubber meets the road
School bells ring and children sing, "It's back to ___ again.
Like a cigarette should.
Not your father's O...
See the USA in your
Put a tiger in your tank
melts in your mouth, not in your hand
The pause that refreshes
MM MMM, Good
good to the last drop
The King of Beers
12 full ounces thats a lot.
There's always room for
from Checkerboard Square, St. Louis
Sleeping on a - is like sleeping on a cloud
Made with contented cows
puff puff....c
with a prize inside
Let - put you in the driver's seat.
We try harder.
Brusha brusha brusha
The proud bird with the golden tail
A silly milimeter longer
tut tut nothin' but....
The beer that made Milwaukee famous.
Hey Mabel...
What'll you have?
The Champagne of bottled beers...
You can't stop eating 'em/beet you can't eat just one
Foes she or doesn;t she?
From the land of sky blue waters
Take Tea and see
The Uncola
Yes we can
is ready when you are
Doubler your pleasure double your fun
finger lickin' good
Fly the friendly skies
Plenty good Charlie
Sorry, Charlie
Have it your way
two, two two mints in one
So round so firm, so fully packed
 
Good list Prais, but you duplicated a couple of mine (silly millimeter & friendly skies), but that's ok. You listed some I wish I had listed.

That last one on your list could be used in sooo many different types of uh, industries.
 
Where's The Beef??!!!
Brush Your Breath, Brush Your Breath, Brush Your Breath With Dentyne
A Milky Way A Day Helps You Work, Rest And Play
Make Friends With Kool-Aid
The Pause That Refreshes
Extra Value Is What You Get When You Buy Coronet (I remember the commercials with Rosemary Clooney)
 
Play, Laugh, Grow (Fisher-Price)
Giving our Best (Safeway)

-crainbebo
 
Some of these may have been strictly for radio though I assume they were used in TV spots as well...


*Right Store..Right Price ( Kroger Supermarkets )
*Compare..You Can't do better than Zayre ( Zayre Department Stores )
*Exciting Hechts...Wonderful Hechts...Bold Hechts ( the DC based now defunct Hechts Department Store chain )
*Check it out !! ( Hills Department Store )
*We think like you do !! ( Alberstons Supermarkets )
*It Means A Great Deal ( another one from Albertsons )
*You'll Love it at Levitz ( Levitz Furniture )
*We Are Building A Proud New Future ( A&P and Super Fresh markets )
*I want to know !! ( The National Enquier )
*..Its happening right on Q !! ( Washington DC's old Q107-FM )
*Buffalo...A Friendly Place !! ( Buffalo's famous WKBW Radio 15 )
*Bradlees Got It ( Bradlees Department Store )
*Hersheypark Happy ( Pensylvania's Hersheypark Theme Park )
*WGH...in old Virginia ( Hampton Roads' WGH radio 1310 )
*I rather be in Denver with KIM 95 ( Denver's KIMN radio..I think that is how their jingle went )
*Ride the Indy GO ( the bus system serving Indianapolis )
*Light For All ( The Baltimore Sun newspaper )
*You got a friend in Pennsylvania
*I Love New York
*Maryland is for crabs
 
A few more....

Never borrow money needlessly
Plop! Plop! Fizz! Fizz!
Always ahead in fashion
Eight great tomatoes
The difference is in the difference
Where the freeways meet in Downey
Gives you a lift
Music for a woman only
Mountain grown
Mona!
What happens here stays here
They stand alone at Fairmont & El Cajon
I can't believe I ate the whole thing
The happiest place on Earth
This is us
The station of the stars
We get it
30 minutes or its free
Only enough for the west
Put a hot dog in your face
 
See, you remembered them. Advertising slogans do work! :D
 
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