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attackpoodle
Guest
Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly
change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
>born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
>liftoff.
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> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>>
> They have always had cable.
>>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
>
> "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane, Boss, de plane"
>>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
>Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...
change things..
>
> The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were
>born in 1987.
>
> They are too young to remember the first space shuttle blowing up on
>liftoff.
>>
> Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>>
> Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>>
> The CD was introduced the year they were born.
>>
> They have always had an answering machine.
>>
> They have always had cable.
>>
> They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>>
> Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
>>
> Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>>
> They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>>
> They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.
>>
> They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>>
> They never heard: "Where's the Beef?"
>
> "I'd walk a mile for a Camel" or "de plane, Boss, de plane"
>>
> They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who J. R. even is.
>>
> McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>> They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>> Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on your list.
>Notice the larger type, that's for those of you who have trouble reading...