Ampliphase upgrade kit

[qtpieislit]

Having trouble with those pesky co-channels? Improve any graveyard frequency practically overnight, with your deluxe 6-ton ampliphase upgrade kit. Comes complete with matching screw-in, high voltage transformers. (Polychlorinated Biphenyls included). Order now, we’ll include directions to modify the modulation stage for that extra 175% positive peak modulation punch. Don’t be held down by those short spaced restrictions any longer. Let your stations voice be heard. And if you act now, and for a limited time, well include the latest HD conversion, so you can cream everybody within 30 KHZ in either direction. Think about it, no one on either side of you for hundreds of miles. At night, you’ll own the skies. All for only $12.95. Shipping and handling not included.
The first 500 hundred callers get a free RF burn kit. Ask about our leftover linear citizen band units.
Don’t let pesky short spaced co-channel skywave intimidate you’re listeners. Take control of your frequency today! Installation takes about an hour.

Also now available:

Also now available "AMPLIPHASE Special" crystalized propogation ground plane salt, infused with "solid copper chunks" You, too, can make low-power graveyard AM signals sound like million-watt flamethrowers with this special adaptor kit," (available at Earl's Auto Parts for $12.95. Also keeps the alternator noise down ... in the rec room.)
AMPLIPHASE Salt even glows a luminescent phosphorous green with a rusty, copperish hue, when spread around a ground level Part 15 3-meter "sticks."
On a nice Spring night here in California, the lightning bugs light up the antenna. With infared galsses you may even see lightning bolts of RF. It is quite lovely.

 

[menotti1]

Is shipping FREE>hee hee..

 

[Turntable]

HAHAAHAHA!!!

Man that sounds like fun! As a matter of fact, I do believe it could be gotten away with. Just look at all those 1-2 KW pirates operating out of the Bronx from the toptoptoptoptop!... of your nearest government subsidized ghetto building! Why allow your signal to take the punishment of IBOC hash, when you can obliterate it entirely?

In the meantime I'll fire up my old Hallicrafters and patch it into the board. AM broadcast radio might yet become worth listening to again!

Let me know when this comes to market. I'll supply the cranes to move the mod transformers!

-A

 

[LA_Guy]

This is not so far fetched!

When WMEX in Boston was running top 40 on their BTA-50H Ampliphase (one of 3 with the 100 kilowatt power supply), that station not only sounded GREAT, but covered from 1490 through 1530 with splatter. That station was the W I D E S T station I have ever seen!

I used to side tune WMEX on my dad's 1968 Chrysler. They had highs out to over 15 kHz! It sounded like FM!

A friend of mine who restored that rig for aux use after they moved it to Waltham told me that he had run it up one night to almost 70kW at 100+% positive modulation-then the main breaker on the wall popped!

I believe him.....

 

[Turntable]

Re: This is not so far fetched!

I believe him.....

So Do I bro. So do I.

I've been told stories of the tower array of WFIF in Milford, CT being loaded up on 75M AM after sunset. Contacts from parts unknown. I wasn't there, but I believe it.

-A

 

[Turntable]

Re: This is not so far fetched!

I believe him.....

So Do I bro. So do I.

I've been told stories of the tower array of WFIF in Milford, CT being loaded up with a Kilowatt on 75M AM after sunset. Supposedly put ol' Bessie to shame, contacts from parts unknown. I wasn't there, but I believe it. Ol' Bessie had some Hugh Jass Mod xfmr's too. Maybe Mr. Barnett will chime in on the subject of whatever happened to that massive pile of mod iron...

-A