RBW said:
vchimpanzee said:
"Ebony and Ivory" by Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder. TERRIBLE.
YES!!! It's a terrible song --- and I've loathed it from the first time I heard it. I can't believe Chick's research would've given them reason to add it.
I think both of them have (had) singing talent, it's just that the song is DUMB! (IMHO). In addition to being stupid, sappy & silly!
And what about "The Girl Is MIne"? I can't believe I once liked it.
And my opinion is that Paul can't hit notes on most of his songs. I don't know why I'm in the minority.
These are the songs I've heard on Dial Global, in addition to the above two songs, that just don't fit regardless of what logic you use, as long as they still intend to be standards:
"Let It Be" Beatles
"A Little More Love" Olivia Newton-John
"How Long" Ace
"Lowdown" Boz Scaggs
"Moonlight Feels Right" Starbuck
"Baby Come Back" Player
"Foolish Heart" Steve Perry
"Axel F" Harold Faltermeyer
"Just an Old-Fashioned Love Song" 3 Dog Night
"Guitar Man" Bread
That's not a really long list. But these songs just keep showing up on Jeff Rollins' show, at least the part I hear. And even Carl Hampton's show has them, despite his objections. I can sort of see the logic of "Guitar Man" because of the really soft vocals and the violins, but it's about a guitar, which unless you're talking about Chet Atkins, George Benson or Roy Clark, is a bad thing. And the screaming guitar is defintely out of place.
"Lowdown", of course has a great flute, and you add that to the organ and the bass and it makes a good instrumental. But the singer has a style that just doesn't work.
"Moonlight Feels Right" has a great xylophone solo but ultimately, the rest of it just sounds too weird. Or, as I said in a letter to Chick in 2001, "Moonlight most definitely does not feel right".
See, a lot of these songs could be done differently and they'd sound good.
And then you have a song that are entrely synthesized in a format where real instruments are valued.
I used to complain about "Green Onions" on Stardust but I haven't heard it on Dial Global and, given my ability to adapt to 50s music partly because of the rejection of it by oldies radio, it wouldn't seem so bad. I heard a great version of this song last night, with words, on some classic rock show, but it's probably too hot for standards radio.
There are many more songs I don't care for but I've adjusted to them. They seem to work. I'll never like Bette Midler's "Wind Beneath My Wings", but with Music of Your Life playing it even when Gary Owens ad Wink Martindale were still there, I guess that's a lost cause.
"Goodbye to Love" should be on the list because no one seems to want to edit out the screaming guitars. I have heard it without the ending and at the very least they should do that.
And if it's true about "Physical", no way, no how not in a million years who let that in the door get rid of it bury it in a landfill.
As for one I haven't heard in the Dial Global format and hope never to, Olivia's "Make a Move on Me" is so bad it should be buried in a special landfill.