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Anti-Satellite Slogans

S

Slinky

http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=154320

FMQB has a feature this week where they ask terrestrial radio people for a good anti-satellite slogan. I'm amazed at how many people took it seriously, but there's still some good humor in here:

"Radio: It’s Free And It’s Not As Bad As It Seems"

"Music For Poor People"

"For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could have a cup of coffee… and listen to the radio"

"You don't have to worry about us re-entering the atmosphere and crushing your house"

...and my personal favorite:

"Terrestrial radio: We brought you the Pussycat Dolls. What more do you want?"
 
> http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=154320
>
> FMQB has a feature this week where they ask terrestrial
> radio people for a good anti-satellite slogan. I'm amazed
> at how many people took it seriously, but there's still some
> good humor in here:
>
> "Radio: It’s Free And It’s Not As Bad As It Seems"
>
> "Music For Poor People"
>
> "For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could have a
> cup of coffee… and listen to the radio"
>
> "You don't have to worry about us re-entering the atmosphere
> and crushing your house"
>
> ...and my personal favorite:
>
> "Terrestrial radio: We brought you the Pussycat Dolls. What
> more do you want?"
> .



I wish I knew, I would have suggested:
"Free radio, we promise 30 minutes of commercials and the same 5 songs you heard 3 hours ago!"
 
Free-FM! Sure Howard, O&A, Bubba and anyone with talent has left. But hey! You've still got David Lee Roth!

> > http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=154320
> >
> > FMQB has a feature this week where they ask terrestrial
> > radio people for a good anti-satellite slogan. I'm amazed
>
> > at how many people took it seriously, but there's still
> some
> > good humor in here:
> >
> > "Radio: It’s Free And It’s Not As Bad As It Seems"
> >
> > "Music For Poor People"
> >
> > "For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could have a
> > cup of coffee… and listen to the radio"
> >
> > "You don't have to worry about us re-entering the
> atmosphere
> > and crushing your house"
> >
> > ...and my personal favorite:
> >
> > "Terrestrial radio: We brought you the Pussycat Dolls.
> What
> > more do you want?"
> > .
>
>
>
> I wish I knew, I would have suggested:
> "Free radio, we promise 30 minutes of commercials and the
> same 5 songs you heard 3 hours ago!"
>
 
I've got some:

Radio: C'mon baby, I'll s*ck your D*ck.
Radio: For those about to Rock, move to a city with the format.
Radio: The best commercials, all the time.
Radio: What do you want for nothing?
Radio: The best tested song not more than ten minutes away.
Radio: Tighter play list than your girlfriend's pants.
Radio: Where your opinion matters: but not to us.
Radio: Never grow old, no really we'll switch the format if you do.
 
> I've got some:
>
> Radio: C'mon baby, I'll s*ck your D*ck.
> Radio: For those about to Rock, move to a city with the
> format.
> Radio: The best commercials, all the time.
> Radio: What do you want for nothing?
> Radio: The best tested song not more than ten minutes away.
> Radio: Tighter play list than your girlfriend's pants.
> Radio: Where your opinion matters: but not to us.
> Radio: Never grow old, no really we'll switch the format if
> you do.

commercial terrestrial radio (a good majority, anyway):

"where the laughs keep coming...at our expense"
"where we play the same 100 songs consistently -- year, after year, after year..."
"where we care about our listeners, even when we don't"
"where test markets and bad songs collide...and we bring it to you 24/7!"
"who cares about 'out of the box' type artists...we've got Gwen Stefani!"
"wouldn't you rather spend $12.95 on something useful...like eating at McDonalds?"
 
Radio. We don't suck half as bad as we used to!<P ID="signature">______________
...co-moderator of the Satellite Radio, Phoenix, and San Diego boards...</P>
 
> > http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=154320
> >
> > FMQB has a feature this week where they ask terrestrial
> > radio people for a good anti-satellite slogan. I'm amazed
>
> > at how many people took it seriously, but there's still
> some
> > good humor in here:
> >
> > "Radio: It’s Free And It’s Not As Bad As It Seems"
> >
> > "Music For Poor People"
> >
> > "For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could have a
> > cup of coffee… and listen to the radio"
> >
> > "You don't have to worry about us re-entering the
> atmosphere
> > and crushing your house"
> >
> > ...and my personal favorite:
> >
> > "Terrestrial radio: We brought you the Pussycat Dolls.
> What
> > more do you want?"
> > .
>
>
>
> I wish I knew, I would have suggested:
> "Free radio, we promise 30 minutes of commercials and the
> same 5 songs you heard 3 hours ago!"
>
because we know you have a small mind ..playing all 3 of your favorites every hour..hit radio 102.5

we were the first to bring you..crosby stills and nash, the doors, alice in chains and janis joplin..save your drug money..who needs sattelite radio that you have to pay for. radio is free. drugs arent!<P ID="signature">______________
note to the NAB..satellite radio..its worth paying for!!</P>
 
> Radio. We don't suck half as bad as we used to!
>
Free Radio PSA:

"Hello, I'm Danny Bonaduce. And, when I'm not pounding the head in of some liquored-up transvestite prostitute or starring in some lame Reality TV show with Tammy Faye Bakker Messner, Flava Flav, or Vanilla Ice, I'm chillin' with Free Radio. Free Radio: It's not for losers....or is it?"
(sound of Drink glass shattering agaisnt concrete wall)

"Free Radio: Where the Farm report still comes on five times a day, six days a week."

"Free Radio: Come and hear what deaf people are missing!"
 
> http://www.fmqb.com/article.asp?id=154320
>
> FMQB has a feature this week where they ask terrestrial
> radio people for a good anti-satellite slogan. I'm amazed
> at how many people took it seriously, but there's still some
> good humor in here:
>
> "Radio: It’s Free And It’s Not As Bad As It Seems"
>
> "Music For Poor People"
>
> "For the price of a cup of coffee a day, you could have a
> cup of coffee… and listen to the radio"
>
> "You don't have to worry about us re-entering the atmosphere
> and crushing your house"
>
> ...and my personal favorite:
>
> "Terrestrial radio: We brought you the Pussycat Dolls. What
> more do you want?"
>

ha, I heard this on O&A last night, then they went off picking on Dave from WAVF (formerly of WRAX supposedly)<P ID="signature">______________

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http://wolf103.tk
http://www.myspace.com/1039thewolf</P>
 
> ha, I heard this on O&A last night, then they went off
> picking on Dave from WAVF (formerly of WRAX supposedly).

Yep, it was in response to his slogan that went something like, "Hey, did ya hear what Opie & Anthony did on the radio today? No? Nobody did!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhaahahaha!!!!! That's terrific! That's terrific!"<P ID="signature">______________
When you tune in to the one or two AM/FM stations in your area that actually play something you like, and they're talking or playing commercials ...you're "paying for radio".</P>
 
"Free radio always gives you your money's worth"<P ID="signature">______________
Proud 2 B a pioneering satellite radio subs¢riber
Ai4i is always on the trailing edge of technology
_______________</P>
 
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