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Any Morning Shows doing bits about the wayward whales?

R

RealTime

Was wondering if any local radio stations were covering the wayward whale story in a humorous manner. Officials are trying to lure the whales out of the Port of Sacramento with the recorded sounds of whales. This is a great opportunity for local morning shows to cover something the syndicated morning shows can't.

I bet cranking some Michael Bolton or Barry Manilow records will chase them off to the SF bay real quick! Doing call-ins from the levee seems like a good idea too. Thousands of folks are on the levee whale watching. Get audio!
 
IDEA 1 Hell, I say treat these creatures like the DIRTY TERRORISTS THEY ARE!!!
Blast Metallica like the troops did to drive 'em outta the caves!

IDEA 2 Is it too early to get a commentary from beyond? Cause I do a killer (whoops!) Croc Hunter impression. Anybody need it, I can provide...

IDEA 3
*beep* Here whaley whaley whaley...
*beep*Metallica: "Obey your master! Master!" What are you doing? Well it worked on Al Qaida!
*beep* explosionfx splatter sounds here and there... I guess that clears up one thing. What's that? Whales are blow-upable.
or
*beep* "Hahahahahahahahah" I've looped [annoying morning member's] laugh. It seems to be working!
OR!!
*beep* "Ya bunch of knappy-finned blow-hoes!" Oh that Imus... he can drive off ANYbody!
 
Okay, you get the whales and see how much water they can drink without taking a pee....this hasn't been done recently has it?
 
DAMMIT!!!! I KNEW I was forgetting something. I bow in respect.
 
manwhore said:
Okay, you get the whales and see how much water they can drink without taking a pee....this hasn't been done recently has it?
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BRILLIANT!
 
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