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Anybody up for some caroling?

A

Aramondo

Guest
I'll start and jump right in if you know it.

"You better watch out
You better not cry!
You better not pout
I'm tellin' you why...

Santa Claus is coming...

...to get you."
 
> I'll start and jump right in if you know it.
>
> "You better watch out
> You better not cry!
> You better not pout
> I'm tellin' you why...
>
> Santa Claus is coming...
>
> ...to get you."
>
Now I'm really, really scared.
 
> I'll start and jump right in if you know it.
>
> "You better watch out
> You better not cry!
> You better not pout
> I'm tellin' you why...
>
> Santa Claus is coming...
>
> ...to get you."

He sees you're not from NEPA
He knows your from out of town
The corporate boys have chosen you
to bring those ratings down!
 
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> > I'll start and jump right in if you know it.
> >
> > "You better watch out
> > You better not cry!
> > You better not pout
> > I'm tellin' you why...
> >
> > Santa Claus is coming...
> >
> > ...to get you."
>
> He sees you're not from NEPA
> He knows your from out of town
> The corporate boys have chosen you
> to bring those ratings down!
>
We three reps of station QKR,
Worked the malls, both near and far,
DVDs, cigars and flat screen TV sets,
Curing our sales managers frets.

Oh Oh, cigar of wonder, cigar of night,
Get Mr. Twain's ad buy with all of your might,
Westward leading, liberal leaning,
Selling AIR AMERICA is not so demeaning,
As doing the polka thang.
Yonkstur
 
How 'bout some Donna-ing,betty-ing,alice-ing and maybe even Connie-Ling(does she work for WCBS-TV??) Don't know but I'm a real Connie-Linguist..
bada boom, I'm here all week, try the cat....
> Now I'm really, really scared.
>
 
> How 'bout some Donna-ing,betty-ing,alice-ing and maybe even
> Connie-Ling(does she work for WCBS-TV??) Don't know but I'm
> a real Connie-Linguist..
> bada boom, I'm here all week, try the cat....

HA! THAT'S FUNNY! HOW COME YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ON THE AIR? YOU'RE FIRED! HA!
 
How can ya be funny on the air anymore, when ya got to crush and roll, do a promo and do imaging in 10 seconds or less...

Thats not funny....thats reality..
Pathos/Ethos... Would you like fries with that Elton John...

SO funny, i can cry... Thank God for Stern....>
> HA! THAT'S FUNNY! HOW COME YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ON THE AIR?
> YOU'RE FIRED! HA!
>
 
> How can ya be funny on the air anymore, when ya got to crush
> and roll, do a promo and do imaging in 10 seconds or less...
>
>
> Thats not funny....thats reality..
> Pathos/Ethos... Would you like fries with that Elton John...
>

Bup Bup Bup Bupppppppp
 
I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday school in may,
And hay
And i love you too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass and i love you too

I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it's good, and life
And i love you too
 
> I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving
> trains, and rain
> I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, sunday
> school in may,
> And hay
> And i love you too
>
> I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds in
> the world, and squirrels
> I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a
> glass, and grass and i love you too
>
> I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on
> the vine, and onions
> I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music
> when it's good, and life
> And i love you too
> I love Record reps w/ coke, maybe some good smoke, A guy named Lipshitz, and titz..
I love Lynetts screamin most, trailer trash Jen Bost, Lumpy and his rants... The 'Krantz...
I love sales peoples tricks, suckin on some d1cks, thats an extra value spot..thats hot!,
I love consultants who don't no squat, make the format really rot,
Firing folks just for kicks, dum hicks,
And I love Shamrock too....
 
> > I love Record reps w/ coke, maybe some good smoke, A guy
> named Lipshitz, and titz..
> I love Lynetts screamin most, trailer trash Jen Bost, Lumpy
> and his rants... The 'Krantz...
> I love sales peoples tricks, suckin on some d1cks, thats an
> extra value spot..thats hot!,
> I love consultants who don't no squat, make the format
> really rot,
> Firing folks just for kicks, dum hicks,
> And I love Shamrock too....

Hey, now this is gettin' good. How about another verse or two?
 
> Hey, now this is gettin' good. How about another verse or
> two?

HA! ANOTHER VERSE! THAT'S FUNNY! HOW COME YOU'RE NOT FUNNY ON THE AIR? YOU'RE FIRED! HA!
 
Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when.

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleighbells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.

Actually, I did rather well myself this past Christmas. The nicest present I received was a gift certificate good at any hospital for a lobotomy... rather thoughtful.

-Tom Lehrer, PhD
 
> Anyone gonna play "Green Chri$tma$" on his last show? It
> *will* be his last show.

You can hear it Twice on The Mountain-it's part of a Far-out Christmas. 8am-10am and 8pm-12mid on the big day. Stan Freberg forever!
>
 
Green Chri$tma$

When it first came out, our station (as did many others) banned it from air.

>Anyone gonna play "Green Chri$tma$"?

>>You can hear it Twice on The Mountain. Stan Freberg forever!


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