The new morning jock at 102.7 Jack-FM is... "The Music Monkey":
http://www.1027jackfm.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=453744&article=9866202
"Hailing from the former Russian Space Program, the More Music Monkey brings a wealth of experience in pressing random buttons. With dashing looks and an itchy butt, the More Music Monkey will provide Baltimore with an unparalleled level of musical entertainment. Listen each morning for radio greatness as JACK-FM changes the face of media forever."
If I were Sparknet (which owns the licensing of the Jack FM name), I would yank it from Clear Channel, on principle. "Music Monkey"? Really? Is it 1987? I'd rather you'd just throw on a random Premium Choice jock and not insult our intelligence.
http://www.1027jackfm.com/cc-common/news/sections/newsarticle.html?feed=453744&article=9866202
"Hailing from the former Russian Space Program, the More Music Monkey brings a wealth of experience in pressing random buttons. With dashing looks and an itchy butt, the More Music Monkey will provide Baltimore with an unparalleled level of musical entertainment. Listen each morning for radio greatness as JACK-FM changes the face of media forever."
If I were Sparknet (which owns the licensing of the Jack FM name), I would yank it from Clear Channel, on principle. "Music Monkey"? Really? Is it 1987? I'd rather you'd just throw on a random Premium Choice jock and not insult our intelligence.