BEST:
1) During the expo Phillies-Iron Pig(effer)s game, Scott Franzke is describing a routine out when Larry Andersen blasts a loud belch over the air. The pair went to break with Franzke losing it. They're a great team, especially if the game goes extra innings. The later the game gets, the crankier L.A. seems to get. If only I could recall some of them, the 13 inning marathon vs. Florida (?) produced some classic Andersen lines.
2) 1993 NLCS: Richie Ashburn/Lenny Dykstra at bat: "Ground ball, BASE HIT! Look at em run! One run scores, another crosses the plate (going by memory here), Dykstra into third with a triple, he sure beat the shift there". Richie was AWESOME as an analyst, but really could capture a moment when he was allowed to ride solo.
3) 1980 NL East clincher (?): Andy Musser w/ Mike Schmidt at the plate: "Swang and a long drive, he buried it! HE BURIED IT! Waaaaay back, (voice cracks) OUTTA HERE! Home run puts the Phillies up 6-4". Chris Wheeler slips in a quick yip at this point.
4) 1983 NBA Finals: Neil Funk: "13 seconds left, Cheeks... gives to Malone... YES! It over!!! 4 seconds, (effects a gravelly over-emphasized yell)3, 2, 1... THE SIXERS ARE THE WORLD CHAMPS! Oh ho ho, Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".
5) 1973-4(?) Stanley Cup Finals: Gene Hart: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Flyers... are going to win.. THE STANLEY (voice cracks) CUP!"
WORST:
1) Anything that ends with either "It is high, it is far, it is GONE!"
2) Cutesy names: i.e.: The Giambino (ok, we get it! Giambi hit a homer), an A-Bomb from A-Rod (is it???), Bernie goes boom! (What? Did he have bad gas).
3) Anything that ends with "Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeee YANKEES WIN!"
4) "Goodness gracious! Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen....."