"Dan York must be wetting himself"
Sometimes-it's-easier-than-others to tell which-of-the-two-people-posting-as "Joint-Chinese" wrote the post.
In this case, I'm thinkin' it was "Chinese."
Clearly, that earlier post was by "Joint."
Skynet74 said:
I would be proud to have Martinis with you in Vegas.
Chinese -- who has attended these HC-hosted soggy soirees at The Palm -- will testify: it's "an interesting crowd..."
For anyone who'll really NEED a drink on Monday:
For vodka martinis: Ciroc, the french grape vodka, distilled 5 times, tres smooth, but no-less-remorse the-next-morning when you wake up still-wearing-the-lampshade.
If gin: Hendricks, period, no discussion.
In BOTH cases:
1. "kinda dry," meaning vermouth in-the-same-area-code, but not-the-same-Zip Code, as the vodka or gin;
2. two -- not one, not three -- bleu cheese stuffed olives;*
3. up, in a glass chilled-in-a-freezer, not ice water; and...most important of all...
4. ONE. HC assumes no responsibility for the consequence of re-fills.
Remember that gag about "the two happiest days of your life" if you're a boat owner?
(The day you BUY and the day you SELL your boat.)
Your two-most-enjoyable-nights at The Palm: the night your picture goes-UP-on the wall; and the night they peel-it-down and boot you out.
* When the server mentions "I hand-stuffed 'em myself," it's a beef-up-the-tip hint.
By-the-end-of-the-evening with THIS crowd, he/she has earned it!