TravisWMLN said:
thank god for robbie roadsteamer running off with the trophy...."it's all plastic"
Personally, I don’t believe in competition the arts; it only leads to pandering to the lowest common denominator. That said, I hope someone from The Snow Leopards sticks a boot in ‘Robbie Roadsteamer’s’ butt. What a cheese-ass move. A very benign road to fame. Uninspired and cowardly.
Even the Soy Bomber had a point, other than a ‘look at me/my Daddy never loved me’ cry for help. Was Robbie protesting The Snow Leopards win? Was he protesting the awards in general? Was he just looking for attention because his mother plopped him in front of the TV when he was in his formative years, and Capt. Kangaroo dropped the ball raising him?
At least when a geek like Mark David Chapman tries to usurp fame from an artist, he has the power of his convictions and carves out his own fame with a shower of Teflon coated bullets. ‘Robbie Roadsteamer’ is the worst kind of playground sniper, attempting fame without any real risks and then slinking away like a drunken panty raider (circa 1950). Was he late for stuffing the phone booth full of freshman? Are there any phone booths left? If not, it will severely limit Robbie’s repertoire. Pity the poor goldfish. Robbie will have to double his consumption of Carassius auratus to keep his ’wacky & zany levels’ up.
Here’s an idea for Robbie (and he needs them): next year steal a page from the Rajputs, self-immolation. It is considered to be among the most powerful symbolic acts of sacrifice and guarantees they’ll talk about you for years to come.
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Remember that time that guy Rickey Rottencrotch, or something, walked out on stage at the Music Awards and set himself on fire like a Sati at her husband’s funeral pyre?’
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Yeah, that was cool.’
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Yeah.’