Breaking news, because today is...

[raccoonradio]

Latest:

--Greater Media is selling WKLB to Bob Bittner who will make it WJIB 99.5 with
easy listening; WJIB will get rights to Red Sox games. "I'm a big sports
fan," said Bittner.

--The Church of the SubGenius, who worship a pipe-smoking man on a piece of
clip art, will buy a local radio station. "Eternal salvation or triple your
money back," said spokesman J.R. "Bob" Dobbs

--Howie Carr will lead a rally to ban heterosexual marriage

--Eddie Andleman will bring the Sports Huddle back, via WTKK. (No wait...
that one's true!)

--Kevin Weeks is the host of the new WRKO morning show. In an arrangement
with the Celtics, he will give away basketballs laced with C-4 explosives.

(It's 9 am, and Kevin does his crossover with Depetro

--WBCN becomes Country 104.1, with the WBCN New England Patriots Country Radio Network

--Air America 1200/1430 puts on a conservative host, and their ratings triple

--David Lee Roth is replaced by Ozzie Osbourne. "You can't understand a word
he says," says one listener, "but it was better than David." Cor blimey!

--WEEI obtains the rights to Pro Curling, with Ted Sarandis doing play by play.
"WOW!!"

--Civilty and politeness breaks out on the Radio-info.com Boston board

 

[classicradionut]

Oh thats the best laugh I've had all week!!!


> Latest:
>
> --Greater Media is selling WKLB to Bob Bittner who will make
> it WJIB 99.5 with
> easy listening; WJIB will get rights to Red Sox games. "I'm
> a big sports
> fan," said Bittner.
>
> --The Church of the SubGenius, who worship a pipe-smoking
> man on a piece of
> clip art, will buy a local radio station. "Eternal salvation
> or triple your
> money back," said spokesman J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
>
> --Howie Carr will lead a rally to ban heterosexual marriage
>
> --Eddie Andleman will bring the Sports Huddle back, via
> WTKK. (No wait...
> that one's true!)
>
> --Kevin Weeks is the host of the new WRKO morning show. In
> an arrangement
> with the Celtics, he will give away basketballs laced with
> C-4 explosives.
>
> (It's 9 am, and Kevin does his crossover with Depetro
>
>
> --WBCN becomes Country 104.1, with the WBCN New England
> Patriots Country Radio Network
>
> --Air America 1200/1430 puts on a conservative host, and
> their ratings triple
>
>
>
> --David Lee Roth is replaced by Ozzie Osbourne. "You can't
> understand a word
> he says," says one listener, "but it was better than David."
> Cor blimey!
>
> --WEEI obtains the rights to Pro Curling, with Ted Sarandis
> doing play by play.
> "WOW!!"
>
> --Civilty and politeness breaks out on the Radio-info.com
> Boston board
>
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[JustinT]

> Latest:
>
> --Air America 1200/1430 puts on a conservative host, and
> their ratings triple

I'd heard that NewsTalk 1150 WTTT miraculously made an appearance in the ratings with a massive 0.1...

> --Civilty and politeness breaks out on the Radio-info.com
> Boston board

Alright, this is the one that gave it away. Happy April Fools Day!

 

[edthedeal]

> Oh thats the best laugh I've had all week!!!
>
>
> > Latest:
> >
> > --Greater Media is selling WKLB to Bob Bittner who will
> make
> > it WJIB 99.5 with
> > easy listening; WJIB will get rights to Red Sox games.
> "I'm
> > a big sports
> > fan," said Bittner.
> >
> > --The Church of the SubGenius, who worship a pipe-smoking
> > man on a piece of
> > clip art, will buy a local radio station. "Eternal
> salvation
> > or triple your
> > money back," said spokesman J.R. "Bob" Dobbs
> >
> > --Howie Carr will lead a rally to ban heterosexual
> marriage
> >
> > --Eddie Andleman will bring the Sports Huddle back, via
> > WTKK. (No wait...
> > that one's true!)
> >
> > --Kevin Weeks is the host of the new WRKO morning show. In
>
> > an arrangement
> > with the Celtics, he will give away basketballs laced with
>
> > C-4 explosives.
> >
> > (It's 9 am, and Kevin does his crossover with Depetro
> >
> >
> > --WBCN becomes Country 104.1, with the WBCN New England
> > Patriots Country Radio Network
> >
> > --Air America 1200/1430 puts on a conservative host, and
> > their ratings triple
> >
> >
> >
> > --David Lee Roth is replaced by Ozzie Osbourne. "You can't
>
> > understand a word
> > he says," says one listener, "but it was better than
> David."
> > Cor blimey!
> >
> > --WEEI obtains the rights to Pro Curling, with Ted
> Sarandis
> > doing play by play.
> > "WOW!!"
> >
> > --Civilty and politeness breaks out on the Radio-info.com
> > Boston board
> >
>
WILD-FM get a female DJ and a local morning show . Mike FM Flip to Rock and the new call letters are W-C-G-Y . Sunny Joe White is name the new PD at Kiss 108 . Red Sox games are now on 99.1 . 96.9 Talk flip to Urban ( Now a Radio One station ) . Boston drop to 45 market ( everybody out ).<P ID="signature">______________
America most awful Hip Hop station list , KS107.5 Denver , KLUC Las Vegas , and Wired in Philly .</P>

 

[raccoonradio]

Maybe due to Hannity...and Paul "Good Day' Harvey

> I'd heard that NewsTalk 1150 WTTT miraculously made an
> appearance in the ratings with a massive 0.1...

 

[raccoonradio]

Well, if it becomes WCGY, bring back the old Rock Garden slogan

> WILD-FM get a female DJ and a local morning show . Mike FM
> Flip to Rock and the new call letters are W-C-G-Y . Sunny
> Joe White is name the new PD at Kiss 108 .

And Jerry Williams would be on WRKO...

Red Sox games are
> now on 99.1

Anyone remember the Campbell Soup, er, Sports Network? they were on 99.1 before

. 96.9 Talk flip to Urban ( Now a Radio One
> station ) . Boston drop to 45 market ( everybody out ).
>
In all seriousness, maybe GM would move country to 102.5 and sell off
99.5 to someone who'd make it urban. Not the best signal in Boston itself
but the suburbs/Merrimack Valley etc. would get it well (stick is in
Andover)

 

[weee]

> --Howie Carr will lead a rally to ban heterosexual marriage

And Sub-Mit will be the Grand Marshall of the rally
>

> --WEEI obtains the rights to Pro Curling, with Ted Sarandis
> doing play by play.
> "WOW!!"

With Pete Sheppard and Fred Smerlas as the first competitors

> --Civilty and politeness breaks out on the Radio-info.com
> Boston board
>
Now the other ones are believeable, but this one? C'Mon...LOL

 

[raccoonradio]

> > --Howie Carr will lead a rally to ban heterosexual
> marriage
>
> And Sub-Mit will be the Grand Marshall of the rally

Oops, be careful when you mention Howie's wife. When Imus
did, Carr hired Dershowitz in a legal action...

Yup the civility one isn't believable!<P ID="signature">______________

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[classicradionut]

WBZ and WRKO both go back to playing music. Carl DeSuze and Don Kent both make appearances in Morning drive. Charlie Van Dyke returns to WRKO to find that Entercom ain't no RKO General.. they're worse!

Uncle Dale says all those disco records they quit playing in '78 on F-105 now will be heard on WODS. Wait... that already happened!

JoJo Kincaid, Mighty Mike Osborne and Mike Demambro take over Mix 98.5 and ratings triple overnight!!

WTKK fires the entire staff, and flips to background music with new calls WJIB-FM. Bob Bittner suddenly retires a multi-millionaire.

WILD-FM moves the calls and format to 102.5. Hip hop now has best signal in Boston. Classical moves to 97.7. Angry Classical fans burn the former WCAV studios in Brocton, thinking it's the former WBOT/WILD-FM. Film at 11.

In a surprise move, WAAF gets purchased by the Red Sox. Dumps rock and flips to the sound of Fenway Park. Great during games, but the crickets and maintenance sounds after the games are over can be annoying. Fans do agree, though... WAAF has the best signal in New England for Sox games in Stereo.


> WILD-FM get a female DJ and a local morning show . Mike FM
> Flip to Rock and the new call letters are W-C-G-Y . Sunny
> Joe White is name the new PD at Kiss 108 . Red Sox games are
> now on 99.1 . 96.9 Talk flip to Urban ( Now a Radio One
> station ) . Boston drop to 45 market ( everybody out ).
> <P ID="signature">______________
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