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freddyb590
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Friday, 5:45am... I turn off my alarm clock and turn on the TV.
No sooner do I hit the clicker, then I see the "Breaking News" graphic on the screen. I sit up, thinking that there is already something important happening in the world.
The oh-so-important story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged.
I think this is the only time I ever jumped up and yelled at my TV: "What the *&@$?!?"
I always thought "breaking news" was to be somewhat important. (Then again, I guess my life has changed significantly, now knowing that I have no shot at all getting Katie to go out with me this weekend.)
No sooner do I hit the clicker, then I see the "Breaking News" graphic on the screen. I sit up, thinking that there is already something important happening in the world.
The oh-so-important story: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged.
I think this is the only time I ever jumped up and yelled at my TV: "What the *&@$?!?"
I always thought "breaking news" was to be somewhat important. (Then again, I guess my life has changed significantly, now knowing that I have no shot at all getting Katie to go out with me this weekend.)