Just received a copy of failed TV weatherman Brian Sussman's press release about a book he wrote (something about how he hates liberals, and how all liberals are stupid, and how liberals are ruining this once-great country) that includes this amazing blurb:
For more than 20 years Brian Sussman served as the Bay Area's most celebrated television science reporter and meteorologist ... He's now the new morning man at KSFO (560 AM)the highest rated talk show in the San Francisco Bay Area and the fourth largest radio market in the country. ... In 2001, Brian shocked the television community by daring to leave for a career in conservative talk radio. Joining the line-up on San Francisco's KSFO-AM, Sussman has achieved huge ratings success with his program, Right Thinking from the Left Coast a steady source of irritation to the Bay Area's liberal establishment.
I'm surprised he left out that he single-handedly discovered a cure for cancer, invented a rocket ship that can transport humans thousands of miles in mere seconds, and actually wrote all the songs that are erroneously credited to Lennon and McCartney.
Aside to B-Suss: did the same person who proofread your press release proofread your book for you?
For more than 20 years Brian Sussman served as the Bay Area's most celebrated television science reporter and meteorologist ... He's now the new morning man at KSFO (560 AM)the highest rated talk show in the San Francisco Bay Area and the fourth largest radio market in the country. ... In 2001, Brian shocked the television community by daring to leave for a career in conservative talk radio. Joining the line-up on San Francisco's KSFO-AM, Sussman has achieved huge ratings success with his program, Right Thinking from the Left Coast a steady source of irritation to the Bay Area's liberal establishment.
I'm surprised he left out that he single-handedly discovered a cure for cancer, invented a rocket ship that can transport humans thousands of miles in mere seconds, and actually wrote all the songs that are erroneously credited to Lennon and McCartney.
Aside to B-Suss: did the same person who proofread your press release proofread your book for you?