This morning I heard Dan York on WWBA proclaim that their new lineup and signal was "bringing back the golden age of talk radio."
Don't get me wrong. I'm very glad that 820 is doing six hours a day of local talk.
But keep some perspective.
Here are ten things that must happen before we can consider the possibility of a new golden age of talk in Tampa.
10. York or another host must commit emotional harakiri and describe the mental entrails to their audience.
9. A caller calls the host "Yorkie."
8. A host decides to start checking under the hood of their car for actions performed by someone who might wish them ill.
7. A caller address the host as "hippie" and threatens to call the police to control his monologues.
6. A previous guest is caught running guns to the contras in Nicaragua.
5. Callers start referencing other callers by name.
4. A host introduces an award-winning chili recipe.
3. A host becomes the subject of at least one boycott each ratings period.
2. Consultants and program directors in other markets begin referencing the "Tampa school" of talk radio.
1. Parrots begin chirping the station slogan.
Don't get me wrong. I'm very glad that 820 is doing six hours a day of local talk.
But keep some perspective.
Here are ten things that must happen before we can consider the possibility of a new golden age of talk in Tampa.
10. York or another host must commit emotional harakiri and describe the mental entrails to their audience.
9. A caller calls the host "Yorkie."
8. A host decides to start checking under the hood of their car for actions performed by someone who might wish them ill.
7. A caller address the host as "hippie" and threatens to call the police to control his monologues.
6. A previous guest is caught running guns to the contras in Nicaragua.
5. Callers start referencing other callers by name.
4. A host introduces an award-winning chili recipe.
3. A host becomes the subject of at least one boycott each ratings period.
2. Consultants and program directors in other markets begin referencing the "Tampa school" of talk radio.
1. Parrots begin chirping the station slogan.