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DrAkbar

DrAkbar

Nurse Jeff and I should know better.

Yesterday we caught an hour of Ded Simons on KT'R News 92~three, where Hip Hop used to live. Toaster Topic du jour: What political party do you belong to? Let's see...there were those who claimed to be Republicans; those calling themseleves Democrats; and a bunch of independents. We are truly in shock and thank The Men In Secret Underwear for bring such stimulating talk radio to the Valley!

Some Ded~isms:

After just about every caller he says "I gotcha"

This is Ded Simons on The Ded Simons show (hmmm..we thought it was Lovable Jay)

"What a hoot!" Golly, gee...excitement runs amok on Central

His signficant other is referred to as "Mrs Simons"....notice I always call the Nurse, "Jeff" instead of Mrs Akbar!

We should have known better, indeed :D
 
The political party show was a mensa meeting compared to the pre Cardinals Monday Night topic:

What is your favorite Cardinal memory?



I think future topics should be:

Tape, masking, or duct?

Anyone own a convertable? What's it like?

Did you ever get your tonsils out as a kid?

Ever meet a celebrity?

What's your favorite food?

Does my a$$ look big in these pants?

Toe-may-toe, or Toe-mah-Toe?

Dentist horror stories?

Cheese, who doesn't like it?
 
Yo, L.C. Wassup w/our homie ZumaHomoPhobe? He must have been kicked off the list or given up commenting on Phoenix radio from Pt Hueneme. Nurse Jeff and I kinda miss him, but we never quite understood that Marching Band & Chowder Society bit. Any clue on our clueless one?

KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty KSL 12~sixty
 
I heard that he died in a kiln explosion with Fawn Liebowitz.

I was engaged to her....actually we were engaged to be engaged.
 
Legend City said:
I think future topics should be:
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The list should include "should Arizona adopt Daylight Savings Time?"

Prestone W. got two good shows a year using that topic.
 
Been busy trying to aircheck sigalerts on 1080, like you recommend. All I get is IBOC splatter from 1070 KNX. Are you sure you didn't get that frequency wrong?

It may not have occured to you that not every juvenile post from the same three KFYI sycophants is worth replying to, my friend.

But the KFYI Marching Band marches on, down Van Buren Street .... the Big House at 24th Street is coming up, and watch out for the transvestite hookers at 12th Street.

Chowder's hot!
 
You call me a KFYI sychophant?

Hardly, read my old posts, I think Jacobs is a joke (witness this morning when he was convinced Harlold Ford said Cracker when anyone with an ear can hear he said Tracker), I have never had a kind word about Barely Young, I rip on Rush and Hannity all the time.

Only guy I like on 550 is Crummey and on the wheel of hosts, Liebo and Broomhead.

In fact, I am listening to McBland right now, he is rehashing his old days as Hub Capp, because we can never get too much about Pat's past. ::)
 
Oh, OK, you're not a sycophant like Drakbar.

It's just the same three people having the same one conversation with the same 10 jokes about the same subject.

Boring.
 
zumahans said:
Oh, OK, you're not a sycophant like Drakbar.

It's just the same three people having the same one conversation with the same 10 jokes about the same subject.

Boring.
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There were 10???

How did I miss the other eight????
 
brian4 said:
The list should include "should Arizona adopt Daylight Savings Time?"
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Indirectly speaking of which...

Closed circuit for 55/FYI's Crummey talk show host:

A reminder that starting Monday you need to be in studio at 3:00
in El-Lay (not 4:00).
 
zumahans said:
Oh, OK, you're not a sycophant like Drakbar.

It's just the same three people having the same one conversation with the same 10 jokes about the same subject.

Boring.
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But somehow you manage a response. Life aboard the SS Minnow in lovely Pt Hueneme must be boring. We know a good real estate agent here in Buckeye who'd be happy to show you around. At night, KSL 12~Sixty comes in pretty well ;D
 
The SS Minnow was a stinkpot, I have a sailboat.

Please cease you scurrilous, slanderous categorization of me as a powerboat skipper.

Netx time your probation officer allows you to leave Sheriff Joe County, come sailing. BYO Chowder.
 
You have a sailboat?

I'm impressed, really, I am.

Please continue to try to validate yourself, its telling.
 
Legend City said:
You have a sailboat?

I'm impressed, really, I am.

Please continue to try to validate yourself, its telling.
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Validate myself? Out here, it's all valet.

Lighten up. If we all took ourselves that seriously, we'd all sound like D-E.
 
All those in favor of closing down this thread, please signify by not responding.

Thank you!

Dr Akbar 'n Nurse Jeff
Beth & Bill Approved Media Consultants
Buckeye, AZ
 
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