Thanks, gang, for bringing me up to speed on several issues.
First, to my friends and relatives in Texas: I have lived in nine states and I picked up a few speech patterns, both written and spoken, from each location. In casual conversation I think it could be said that my natural speech pattern closely resembles what was once the natural sound of the German culture living in the Hill Country of Texas. If my Dad had been able to do it his way, he would have lived somewhere between Austin and San Antonio. Every where I have ever lived had some kind of speech pattern and speed that we can poke fun at.
The one description no one every expressed to me before was "trailer park speech and commentary". Maybe I am destined to replace Jeff Foxworthy some day.
Part of the schtick of the GRC identity is that I function with all the dignity and frivolity of a rodeo clown... which I think you folks is Texas know all about. When the conversation gets too serious and dangerous (as in some of the political rants that break out) I throw a bucket full of "cold water frivolity" into the conversation for the safety of the injured participants... as they crawl off stage for repairs and healing.
This is going to sound really stupid... but I have problem with that. I am NOT a sports fan. Granted I spent a lot of time in my youth listening to Gordon McClendon broadcasting baseball games, but the amount of sports radio listening that I do today is NIL. Nada. Nothing. And in discussing this whole Carl Dukes move to Atlanta, the light-bulb finally came on for me. Sure, Black players are prominent in many sports and many of them are able to become network commentators when their playing days are over. And the audience seems to accept them very well. But here comes my stupidity confession: I had never given thought to the size of the Black listening audience for SPORTS RADIO. Years ago I was part of the sales staff in a norther city for a radio station programming to the Black community. I knew all the statistics and ratings. I knew all the identifiable traits that we attempted to convey to merchants on how to merchandise to the Black customer.
I could see that a Black personality on Sports Talk Radio could certainly understand and get interviews with the key players on a very personal layer.... but flying right past me was the fact that Black personality could connect well with what might be more than half the audience in a market like Atlanta.
Yeah. I not only talk slow... sometimes I think slow. I will make it a point to listen to Carl Dukes when he gets here, whether I like sports or not. You guys got me interested in him as a person.
P.S. If you run short down there, I could probably round up two or three rednecks at the trailer park down the road... just past the peach orchard, and send them your way to fill vacancies that arise. :
