How many times do you just want to vomit and the following pretty standard "eulogy" CC slaps on their blown-up station websites:
(station calls/slogan) wants to thank you for (number) years of loyalty and support. You made (calls/slogan) one of (your favorite locale) great radio stations and we thank you so much. Thanks for all the memories!
If you interperet this message, here's what it really means:
Clear Channel wants to say "screw you", you lowly listener. You're the idiots that call in to all of our stupid contests and look like dopeheads on the front row and backstage at concerts screaming how much you love us--you're such suckers!! Not to mention how much you pester us about the status of school when the first snowflake falls--you're such morons. Now, we've really broke it off in you! With the literal flip of a switch, we've flushed the station we've hated since we bought it 10 years ago. Yeah, you'll jam our lines, write letters to the editor, boycott our advertisers, but just remember:
We're the gods of America's Airwaves...And don't you forget it!!!!!!!
(station calls/slogan) wants to thank you for (number) years of loyalty and support. You made (calls/slogan) one of (your favorite locale) great radio stations and we thank you so much. Thanks for all the memories!
If you interperet this message, here's what it really means:
Clear Channel wants to say "screw you", you lowly listener. You're the idiots that call in to all of our stupid contests and look like dopeheads on the front row and backstage at concerts screaming how much you love us--you're such suckers!! Not to mention how much you pester us about the status of school when the first snowflake falls--you're such morons. Now, we've really broke it off in you! With the literal flip of a switch, we've flushed the station we've hated since we bought it 10 years ago. Yeah, you'll jam our lines, write letters to the editor, boycott our advertisers, but just remember:
We're the gods of America's Airwaves...And don't you forget it!!!!!!!