Re: Morning Coffee-Runner Justice makes me want to sing!
> > NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE BDUB!
> >
> "The Real BDub"
>
> May I have your attention please?
> May I have your attention please?
> Will the real BDub please stand up?
> I repeat, will the real BDub please stand up?
> We're gonna have a problem here..
>
> Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
> Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the
> door
> and started whoopin her ass worse than before
> they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
> It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
>
> he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
> And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
> Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
> Feminist women love BDub
> [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
> "BDub, I'm sick of him
> Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
> Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
> Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
> But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
> Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
> but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
> "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
> And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
> And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
> And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
> Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
> By the time they hit fourth grade
> They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
> "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
> who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
> But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
> then there's no reason that a man and another man can't
> elope
> [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
> Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
>
> [Chorus: BDub (repeat 2X)]
>
> 'Cause I'm BDub, yes I'm the real Shady
> All you other BDubs are just imitating
> So won't the real BDub please stand up,
> please stand up, please stand up?
>
> [BDub]
> Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
>
> well I do, so (BLEEP) him and (BLEEP) you too!
> You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
> Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand
> me
> "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
> Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
> So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
> (BLEEP), Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
> so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
> and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
> You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
> "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
>
> I should download her audio on MP3
> and show the whole world how you gave BDub VD [AHHH!]
> I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is
> annoy me
> so I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
> And there's a million of us just like me
> who cuss like me; who just don't give a (BLEEP) like me
> who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
> and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
>
> [Chorus]
>
> [BDub]
> I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
> things you joke about with your friends inside your living
> room
> The only difference is I got the balls to say it
> in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated
> at all
> I just get on the mic and spit it
> and whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just (BLEEP) it
> better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
> Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like
> valiums
> It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
> I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
> Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
> And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
> And every single person is a BDub lurkin
> He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion
> rings
> [*HACH*] Or in the parkin lot, circling
> Screaming "I don't give a (BLEEP)!"
> with his windows down and his system up
> So, will the real Shady please stand up?
> And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
> And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
> and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
>
> [Chorus 4X]
>
> [BDub]
> Ha ha
> Guess there's a BDub in all of us
> (BLEEP) it, let's all stand up
>
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