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normhill007
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I'll start this thread with what could be the biggest debacle in the history of radio. Joe Kaley was GM of Oldies 92/WBAX and Duke Issacs was one of our biggest clients. Issacs liked the Boy Scouts and Kaley wanted to endear himself so he decided we'd sell Christmas trees to support the scouts and he had a friend in Allentown who had a tree farm and would get him the trees for little money. So one day, after the morning show ended, everybody, including sales staff, headed up to Issacs to unload a semi loaded with Christmas trees-all 5,000 of them. And so we had trees piled above the body shop, in the used car lot, in the showroom..and Charlie Brown would have loved them. Needless to say, people would drive thru the lot and see the scraggly yuletide twigs and keep on going. So Kaley called his friend and the friend said he'd made a mistake, that those trees were supposed to go to orphanages and he would send some new trees. A couple of days later, after the morning show, we again headed to Issacs to unload another semi loaded with trees. We unloaded another 5,000 trees and then I made the mistake of saying we'd start loading the bad trees, the driver said he didn't have an order to pick up any trees and drove off. The new trees weren't much better so we piled them where we could, and again nobody wanted our slightly better than Charlie Brown trees either. They were falling over on cars, needles were being tracked through the show room, and we started a 2 for 1 sale for 15 bucks, then a 5 for 1 for 10 bucks, then finally a dollar for 10 and still we had almost 10,000 Charlie Brown trees. Finally, Issacs said to get them the hell out of there, so a couple of days later, after the morning show, everybody went to Duke Issacs and this time we only had Kaley's pick up, and after a couple of hundred trips, they were all piled in the station parking lot, and us sticking to everything that wasn't nailed down. Then we tried to give them away and nobody wanted them so they stayed in the parking lot until spring when the Edwardsville city council told us to get rid of the mountain of dead trees, so Kaley had to hire a crew with a chipper that spent most of the day sending them into the field behind the station. Needless to say, we lost Duke Issacs