Wow! Look what I stumbled into...and so glad that I did.
I'll take care of old business first.
Jay Marvin...you have changed my life so significantly. You really have. Before hearing you on the air years ago on WLS I would always think "bullsh*t" whenever I would hear someone say "BS", but ever since hearing your late night outbursts I now think "brainstem" when someone utters "BS". Thank you Jay. It took me awhile, but I really grew to admire you. You have great passion, energy, and you're such a cheerleader for humanity...all of that earns great respect from me. And I always enjoyed you talking about your wife, Mary. I wish you continued success and remember..."Ham off the bone man!"
On to new business.
Jake. Oh my!
For selfish reasons I was really saddened to hear of the treatment that you got at WLS. Forget
"Sleepless in Seattle"...I'm
"Jakeless in Chicago"...totally woeful. Even though over the past few years it was tough catching much of your show because although I have a clock radio next to my bed I am too technologically illiterate to know how to use it correctly. I know that's a lame excuse, but it's true.
Shame on me for not downloading the owner's manual and becoming
Sony© savvy enough to listen in each Saturday AM. Even if I tried I'm certain I wouldn't have gotten too far...
downloading, as far as I know, involves the presoak cycle on our washer before stuffing our feather pillows in to give them a sound thrashing.
I must admit that most of the time when I tuned into your show over the last several years it was while I was driving any of our four kids to either baseball or softball practice, games, or tournaments. These early Saturday morning treks continue, but what am I to do now Jake? When I get the urge to partake in some zaniness early on a Saturday morning just calling in and messing with the
*999 operators isn't going to cut it. The least you could do is steer us forlorn
Jakeless listeners to a recording of some sort of the
No Name Polka...I miss it so much already! My ears, and perhaps even my brain, are starting to feel the pangs brought on by your absence from the airwaves. Stuffing cotton in there isn't helping much...maybe I'll try stuffing my ears!
I think this website comes equipped with a
Private Message function. If that is the case then please, if you choose, drop me a note with any details regarding your
on-air status...I truly do miss your show. I'll even learn how to master the controls on that
Sony© clock radio when you're back on the air...I promise!
This whole messy affair reminds me of a song...one so appropriate.
Have a listen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BQMgCy-n6U
You'd think the mucky-mucks at
Citadel could read...
The Use of Jake Brakes Strictly Prohibited. I really feel they
polka me in the eye with a sharp stick. Ouch!
Forever a fan,
Michael from Riverside
P.S. Try to lock down that Saturday night slot...those
*999 operators are on to me I think!