This isn't what I was expecting, but I'll make a contribution anyway.
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Play it loud! Uh ... some of the legends can't hear too well.
We swear to play the legends, all the legends, and nothing but the legends, so help us Hank!
If your wife left you, your pickup ain't runnin' and your dog died, have we got just the song for you!
If there was anything better, we'd play it! But there ain't, so we don't! End of discussion.
If you were stranded on a desert island with a CD player and thousands of CDs, these are the CDs you'd have.
Where both Hanks play daily! That's Junior AND Senior.
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I'm not entirely certain about the exact quotes on these last two. In fact, some of the ones above are only close.
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We play all the country legends from A to Y! We haven't found any whose last names start with Z, but we'll keep looking!
If you're looking for the same top 40 country songs played over and over and over and over and over ... well, you've come to the wrong station!