I can hear Larry now...
"So Paris, what's better...the service at the county jail or at one of your family's Hilton hotels?"
"Are you really dumb, or is that all an act?"
"By the way...you do know dumb is spelled with a "b", don't you?"
"Paris, if you had gone to jail for 30 years instead of 30 days, would you say "that's hot" if you saw me?"
"You know, when I interviewed Marlon Brando, he gave me a kiss at the end of the show. How about a little smooch for ol' Larry, huh?"