Cutting The Nearly Famous Fat

[DrAkbar]

Even though he's got some of the best ratings at KFWhyEye, the CCU suits are overdue on screwing it up by making cost cuts on the Nearly Bald One's show. As a public service, Nurse Jeff and I've put together a list of some cost cutting measures:

Michelle Larson - other than constantly correcting TNBO's factual errors, she doesn't add much to the show. Well on second thought, perhaps providing cover is worth the salary!

Raul, the official illegal undocumented - those crashing symbols can be loaded on a hard drive and ready at moment's notice. Anyway, Sheriff Joe is constantly looking for trouble on Van Buren!

Mark Jeffery - why they run traffic after 8am is a mystery to us. But take away Jeffery, and how will those drivers in Yuma get around?

Andrew Babinski - there are plenty of english speaking call screeners in India looking for work these days. However without Babinski, how would the Nearly Bald One know when to take one of those eight minute "less is more" commercial breaks?

Breakfast With Barry - get rid of Jacobs and have TNBO work 5a-10a. If this works out, then he can double back in PMD and the CCU suits will be able to can J.D. Windbag!

So many decisions...so much overhead. What will they do?

 

[KOHS]

Why not outsource everything to India? Gupta provides great traffic reports (he has access to the web cams from Bangalore) and Saranya gives great news reports. It's a no brainer. ;D

 

[oldiesfan6479]

Doc,

While I know this is your warped sense of humor at work ;D
a couple of things actually cross over into the "real world"...

Raul, the official illegal undocumented - those crashing cymbals
can be loaded on a hard drive and ready at moment's notice.

Those crashing cymbals are loaded on the hard drive (but I knew you
knew that ). With Mr. Komando having the studio webcam on-line
recently, one can tell he is firing off the various 1950s-vintage SFX
from a panel just out of camera range.

Breakfast With Barry - get rid of Jacobs and have TNBO work 5a-10a.

Better yet, 5-10 need be only in the four-month "winter" period. During DST,
run the NBO 5-9 and air El Rushbo (and Hannity) live.

The only downside to this (to the affected talkmeister but more so to the
listeners) is that for eight months J.D. Windbag gets an extra hour starting
at 3. : Now that's crumm(e)y! ;D

 

[Legend City]

Send Bruce back to sports, no politics. Send JD to a voice lowering clinic in Tegucigalpa, one way.

Replace Savage with a high pitched horn, his listeners won't know the difference.

Barry is fine, Michelle just comes off as a bored, rich trophy wife, no actual substance added.

Raul is great, give him air time, let him sell Pan Bimbo on the air.

 

[DrAkbar]

Send JD to a voice lowering clinic in Tegucigalpa, one way.

Ever fly there? Check the approach and I'm more than certain JD's voice would rise at least two octaves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_z5HtME9n8 Like the lady sez..."don't be afraid!" YIKES!!

The Nurse and I'd like to hear Babinski do a shift. We think he's hilarious!

 

[cart92]

Is it true Ancarlos beat NFO in the summer book? David?

 

[rkchgo]

Replace Savage with a high pitched horn, his listeners won't know the difference.

I had to go get a new cup of coffee after reading that, and very nearly lost a keyboard!

 

[KOHS]

Replace Savage with a high pitched horn, his listeners won't know the difference.

I had to go get a new cup of coffee after reading that, and very nearly lost a keyboard!

Yeah, but it was worth it, wasn't it? ;D

 

[sidew]

Is it true Ancarlos beat NFO in the summer book? David?

Yes. KTAR beat BJ, NFO, & JD.