Get a phone call about 1pm, "the board is making a buzzing sound". I ask, "did you shut it down?" The answer is "no". I tell them to quickly shut it down, I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Arrive at the station and smell coffee mixed with burnt electronics. The newsman who was in the studio swore it wasn't him, but he was the only one using that studio at that time. Mind you, this was the main on air studio, which was live from 6-10am and 2-7pm. He was recording wrap-arounds during the talk show which originated from a different studio. I find the coffee soaked napkins in the garbage can under some news stories. He still swears he didn't do it. I then go into the newsroom to talk to him and he has one of those giant Dunkin Donuts coffee cups sitting on the shelf behind him half full of coffee!!!!! STILL claims he didn't do it. There was more smoke coming out of me than the board at that point.
Pop the modules out of the board, which was a BE Mixtrack 90. The output modules had some fried op-amps in them, no big deal, they're socketed. BUT.... look at the motherboard, and the traces are burned through from the reaction of coffee, sugar and electricity. Luckily I had a spare parts board in the basement, but it was still 2 days on the backup studio while I tore it apart to get the motherboard out. Oh yeah, the ribbon cables were toast too. BE actually had some on hand, even though they no longer support consoles. I was ready to roll my own ribbon cable out of multipair. Have you ever tried to replace a motherboard on one of those???? Requires taking a LOT apart.
They didn't fire the guy. I would have. Not for doing it, but for denying it when it was so obvious and having the nerve to sit there with his giant Dunkin coffee vat. If he had told someone IMMEDIATELY after it happened, not let it sit for 2 hours, it could have been shut down right away and wiped up. The cover up cost the company two days of labor and major inconvenience with all the shows coming out of the talk studio... not exactly equipped for a live assist drive time show with news/weather/traffic all live and off the ISDN.