K.M. Richards
Program Director, The Eighties Channel™
This is the kind of crap that got into the Top 20 in the late '80s, and which you've absolutely never heard played again since then:
<-- "Pop Goes The World" - Men Without Hats
I have news for you. That song still gets the occasional play on Alternative stations which still have 80's titles in their libraries. I even play it on Flashback Weekend from time to time (the last such spin was only a couple of weeks ago, in fact).
I am pointing this out because some songs which you would properly deride in terms of consideration for Classic Hits may still be viable "oh wow" accents in other formats. Context is everything.
I would like to put in my claim against your apparent guarantee, please.